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BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/14/2008 1:41:04 PM   
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Ask for advice and the next person gives BAD advice. Then they ask for advice.

The last question in " B A 2" (which was maxed out) was:

How can I get my neighbors to help with my yard work?
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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/14/2008 2:38:34 PM   
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Threaten to hose down their spoiled cat Fluffy if they dont.


My friend thinks pirates are better than ninjas! What do i do?!

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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/15/2008 12:23:04 PM   
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send them out on a boat, dress as a pirate, and rough them up and rob them. Then have some Ninjas rescue them. It's kind of expensive, but you can use the money you took off them.

I want to go somewhere exciting. Where should I go?
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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/15/2008 12:53:17 PM   
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Go to the zoo and watch the wild animals interact. Risk intervening with them and be a peacemaker and you will find yourself in a fatal jungle which will make you appreciate this heavenly experience forever!

I want to go out today, yet I am tempted to stay indoors, what shall I do?

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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/16/2008 12:13:43 AM   
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Call the local police and make weird threats. They'll escort you out of the house.

Should I spend tomorrow weeding the yard (now that the rains finally stopped), or cleaning the house.
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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/16/2008 4:49:21 AM   
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Blow off both chores and hitch hike to Vegas!

How do I tell the neighbor I ran over his cat?

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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/16/2008 2:20:54 PM   
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Buy a burial plot and get a pastor to preach the eulogy and give an invitation. Have a big reception catered for after the service. Then invite the neighbor.

How do I get husband to stop lecturing me on his political opinions?
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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/16/2008 3:17:34 PM   
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Become overzealous for whatever causes he supports until he becomes nauseated with politics.


How do I get into better shape?
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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/17/2008 12:44:28 PM   
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Get wrecked on a deserted island and live on raw fish and leaves.

How can we go see Europe on just our social security pensions?
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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/18/2008 12:44:00 PM   
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Anyone have some bad advice for me? People where I live keep trying to give me good advice.
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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/27/2008 2:21:03 AM   
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I understand hot air balloons are a cheap way to travel!



How do I get Pres. Bush's attention?

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RE: BAD ADVICE 3 - 6/27/2008 1:30:04 PM   
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easy. just call and say your going to assassinate him.

there is another "bad Advice 3" thread. so let's close this one. Thanks.
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