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Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:19:30 PM

Qtman

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I have just what this folder needs. Another thread.

If you are seriously seeking wisdom you might consider looking else where. If you are looking for answers to life's problems you might want to look elsewhere. If on the other hand you have the answers to life's problem please post them here I need the answers. If you just want to hear a wisecrack then come on in.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:26:11 PM

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I have the answer to the eternal question. "What is life all about?"
It's the hokey pokey of course. "You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about."

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:33:21 PM

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Well that's a load off my mind.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:43:12 PM

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Well that's a load off my mind.

[Insert wisecrack here] There are so many I could use, I can't narrow it down.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:44:38 PM

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Had to come and make a post so I can keep up.

I'm looking forward to tons of wisdom, wisecracks and answers.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:47:51 PM

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I have just what this folder needs. Another thread. ...

It must be quite a relief that you also happen to have the handle that matches the one in this thread's title!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:47:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: BeckeyZ

Had to come and make a post so I can keep up.

I'm looking forward to tons of wisdom, wisecracks and answers.

You will probably get more wisecracks than anything that is really useful but thanks for stoping by come back anytime.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:49:49 PM

Qtman

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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

quote:

ORIGINAL: qtman

I have just what this folder needs. Another thread. ...

It must be quite a relief that you also happen to have the handle that matches the one in this thread's title!

Hey jimbo. Hey at least we can give everybody answers with out any contradictions here. Well maybe not. Thanks for stopping by. Do so any time. The Doctor is always in.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:51:59 PM

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So you have the wisdom AND the wisecracks? Which would I get if I ask Kerr's favorite question?

I still don't know about driving on a parkway and parking in a driveway. Can you explain it?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 1:55:41 PM

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So you have the wisdom AND the wisecracks? Which would I get if I ask Kerr's favorite question?

I still don't know about driving on a parkway and parking in a driveway. Can you explain it?

Yes.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:00:24 PM

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CLASSIC! I love it! You have just taken over Kerr's favorite question! I'm sure he'll thank you later. Now I REALLY do have to go to work.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:12:10 PM

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I have a terrible headache. Why in the Sam hill am I still looking at this computer screen?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:13:34 PM

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Here's a question...

Why am I here?

No no, not here in general, as why did God put me here; but why am I here reading and posting in this thread?

Answer: Because I can.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:13:39 PM

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Forgive me Armydude I seem to have forgotten the name of my own thread. You wanted an answer.

As has been pointed out in another Wise Man's thread parking on a Parkway and driving on a Driveway can prove hazardous to your health and one of them can be bad for the house or garage.

The truth is that strip of concrete in front of your garage was supposed to be called a parkway and the four lane road through town was supposed to be a driveway. The names got switched a long time ago. Probably by some over paid government bureaucrat. Must have been the same genius that named a straight road "turnpike" and put up toll booths to charge you for driving on a Freeway.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:15:26 PM

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I like Stamper-Ben. He supplies his own answers to his questions.

Christi this is not Sam Hill's thread. You need to find his thread for your answer.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:18:03 PM

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I like Stamper-Ben. He supplies his own answers to his questions.

That's only because I'm very opinionated. Just ask anyone over in another folder I visit.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:18:04 PM

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Okay, I know that the way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time, but can you tell me where I should START?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:19:23 PM

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Oh! Oh! I have to resist the urge to tell Jimbo that he must start with the first bite.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:19:26 PM

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I like Stamper-Ben. He supplies his own answers to his questions.

Christi this is not Sam Hill's thread. You need to find his thread for your answer.

So this is a BYOA thread?

I could not find Sam Hill's thread...probably because of the headache, but your's is the closest I could find.

TAG, you're IT!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:19:34 PM

Qtman

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Okay, I know that the way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time, but can you tell me where I should START?

Just don't start with the trunk. I understand it is very tough.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:19:40 PM

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Hi Sam! (And others!) I can't believe I found this thread near the beginning of its life! How cool!

I like your new picture. Well, maybe it's not that new, but I haven't seen you in awhile. I unsubscribed to the SG chat thread around Christmastime. I just couldn't keep up with yous'ns guys!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:21:40 PM

Qtman

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quote:

ORIGINAL: qtman

I like Stamper-Ben. He supplies his own answers to his questions.

Christi this is not Sam Hill's thread. You need to find his thread for your answer.

So this is a BYOA thread?

I could not find Sam Hill's thread...probably because of the headache, but your's is the closest I could find.

TAG, you're IT!

O.K. Although I am not licensed to practice medicine I guess I can practice as well as most Doctors. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning. Now pay the $4,000.00 to my receptionist.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:23:35 PM

Qtman

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Hi Sam! (And others!) I can't believe I found this thread near the beginning of its life! How cool!

I like your new picture. Well, maybe it's not that new, but I haven't seen you in awhile. I unsubscribed to the SG chat thread around Christmastime. I just couldn't keep up with yous'ns guys!

Why thanky kindly maam. It is relatively new. Go on and subscribe again to the chat thread in SG. Its kinda like a soap opera. You can miss a few days and still not miss much. Uh! don't tell them I said that.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:24:55 PM

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...Now pay the $4,000.00 to my receptionist.

My philosophy is that I'd rather owe you the rest of my life than try to beat you out of it.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/10/2008 2:27:04 PM

Qtman

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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

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ORIGINAL: qtman
...Now pay the $4,000.00 to my receptionist.

My philosophy is that I'd rather owe you the rest of my life than try to beat you out of it.

Thanks for the warning. Now don't come to me for help with your head ache.

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