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To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 9:24:43 AM   
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I want to collect the funniest global warming links.

I love the latest cause for global warming: clean air
Backyard BBQs cause global warming.
Canada blames forests for global warming.

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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 9:29:29 AM   
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ROFL!!!!

Oh boy, I know I can find some good ones too! This will be fun!
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 9:35:07 AM   
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Here's one: Allergies Getting Worse Due To Global Warming



But wait, shouldn't increased plant growth be a good thing for the planet? You know, trees growing back faster and such?
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 9:39:30 AM   
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I love the latest cause for global warming: clean air


Here's one that flies in the face of yours, djv1255!
Smog Could Get Worse With Global Warming
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 9:41:33 AM   
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Oh here's a REALLY good one! Ha ha!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article2195538.ece

That's too funny!
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 9:47:44 AM   
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Ok one more and then I've had my share of making fun of global warming for the day.

Global Warming Could Trigger Cannibalism
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 9:49:37 AM   
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Oh here's a REALLY good one! Ha ha!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article2195538.ece

That's too funny!

I agree. Walking is worse than driving.
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 9:56:43 AM   
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Beach bonfires banned because they cause global warming.
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/14/2008 12:16:36 PM   
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Before this intelligent(?) item, who would ever have believed the sun could cause warning? Wow, you learn something new every day!
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I love the latest cause for global warming: clean air



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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 9:09:26 AM   
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Study: global warming may increase kidney stones

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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 9:19:06 AM   
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LOL!!


This is all too funny.
We need less clean air, less exercising, less eating...
Everything causes global warming and so many things are triggered by global warming..LOL.


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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 9:34:25 AM   
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Global Warming To Cause Increase In Brain Eating Amoebas
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 9:40:26 AM   
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Global Warming Causes Cat Overpopulation
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 9:43:19 AM   
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Ok, everyone I'm sorry but I think I found a pretty good list and it's probably going to be hard to find stories that aren't on it!

A Complete List Of Things Caused By Global Warming
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 1:24:52 PM   
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Ok, everyone I'm sorry but I think I found a pretty good list and it's probably going to be hard to find stories that aren't on it!

A Complete List Of Things Caused By Global Warming


Dang...everything except weight loss! If they can link that to global warming, sign me up!
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 1:51:11 PM   
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WE'RE DOOMED!!! Get the space ship ready so we can get out of here.
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PS: Wow! What a list!

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Ok, everyone I'm sorry but I think I found a pretty good list and it's probably going to be hard to find stories that aren't on it!

A Complete List Of Things Caused By Global Warming


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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 10:10:21 PM   
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Ok, everyone I'm sorry but I think I found a pretty good list and it's probably going to be hard to find stories that aren't on it!

A Complete List Of Things Caused By Global Warming


I had to stop when I got to "Beer Shortage" I was so terrified I couldn't go outdoors. I am now informing you Sophie that in good US litigious fashion I am going to sue you over the mental anguish caused to myself et al (meaning other sports fans) so expect a class action lawsuit!

Oil shortage I can handle, but BEER??????

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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/15/2008 11:12:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sophie11

Ok, everyone I'm sorry but I think I found a pretty good list and it's probably going to be hard to find stories that aren't on it!

A Complete List Of Things Caused By Global Warming


I had to stop when I got to "Beer Shortage" I was so terrified I couldn't go outdoors. I am now informing you Sophie that in good US litigious fashion I am going to sue you over the mental anguish caused to myself et al (meaning other sports fans) so expect a class action lawsuit!

Oil shortage I can handle, but BEER??????

When are Obama and the other liberals going to bring the head honchos of the beer companies into the next Congressional inquisition to see what they planned to do about this future shortage?
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/16/2008 1:05:20 AM   
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No Such thing as a Right to Have Babies: Population Trust

The solution to global warming is to implement laws that would result in people having fewer children

By Hilary White

LONDON, July 15, 2008 (LifeSiteNews.com) - The solution to global warming, says a UK charity, is to implement laws that would result in people having fewer children. Governments should put slow pressure on people to limit their offspring to one or two children to save social and environmental resources.

"There is no unlimited right to have children," said the Optimum Population Trust (OPT), the group known to be one of the most militantly anti-life organisations in the world. There is a limit, the Trust said, "on the number of children to which people are 'entitled'."

"A voluntary population policy should be incorporated into law," the group said.

Governments, indicated the organization, should implement a "society-wide process of agreement, internalisation and normalisation" to the idea of small families and use a series of "gentle nudges" rather than "hard shoves," to get people to conform to the new childless paradigm.

All of this, they said, is to ensure that everyone has equal access to wilderness areas. "Our moral and legal rights to access wilderness and natural biological diversity (including other species), enjoy its benefits, and perhaps even see it restored, are at odds with, and arguably outweigh, the private right to have an unlimited number of children."

The Trust said that "human rights theory, legal precedent and national and international practice do not" support the UN's reassertion of its 1968 declaration that individuals "have a basic human right to determine freely and responsibly the number and timing of their children."

This year, the slogan by the UN Population Fund (UNFPA), one of the world's largest promoters of abortion for World Population Day, July 11, was "Family Planning: It's a right. Let's make it real!"


http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2008/jul/08071509.html
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/16/2008 8:17:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mapachito13

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sophie11

Ok, everyone I'm sorry but I think I found a pretty good list and it's probably going to be hard to find stories that aren't on it!

A Complete List Of Things Caused By Global Warming


I had to stop when I got to "Beer Shortage" I was so terrified I couldn't go outdoors. I am now informing you Sophie that in good US litigious fashion I am going to sue you over the mental anguish caused to myself et al (meaning other sports fans) so expect a class action lawsuit!

Oil shortage I can handle, but BEER??????


LOL!

Well hey, you should have read a few more! "Better beer" was in there too! So you may not have as much beer, but it will be better! Can't we just call it even and avoid the courts?
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/16/2008 8:23:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: djv1255

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ORIGINAL: mapachito13

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sophie11

Ok, everyone I'm sorry but I think I found a pretty good list and it's probably going to be hard to find stories that aren't on it!

A Complete List Of Things Caused By Global Warming


I had to stop when I got to "Beer Shortage" I was so terrified I couldn't go outdoors. I am now informing you Sophie that in good US litigious fashion I am going to sue you over the mental anguish caused to myself et al (meaning other sports fans) so expect a class action lawsuit!

Oil shortage I can handle, but BEER??????

When are Obama and the other liberals going to bring the head honchos of the beer companies into the next Congressional inquisition to see what they planned to do about this future shortage?


Yes, the government needs to take action on this now before the next Super Bowl! With the economy in the toilet people will need their beer and cigarettes to help blunt the trauma making this the country's number one problem!

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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/16/2008 8:26:43 AM   
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No Such thing as a Right to Have Babies: Population Trust

The solution to global warming is to implement laws that would result in people having fewer children

By Hilary White

LONDON, July 15, 2008 (LifeSiteNews.com) - The solution to global warming, says a UK charity, is to implement laws that would result in people having fewer children. Governments should put slow pressure on people to limit their offspring to one or two children to save social and environmental resources.

"There is no unlimited right to have children," said the Optimum Population Trust (OPT), the group known to be one of the most militantly anti-life organisations in the world. There is a limit, the Trust said, "on the number of children to which people are 'entitled'."

"A voluntary population policy should be incorporated into law," the group said.

Governments, indicated the organization, should implement a "society-wide process of agreement, internalisation and normalisation" to the idea of small families and use a series of "gentle nudges" rather than "hard shoves," to get people to conform to the new childless paradigm.

All of this, they said, is to ensure that everyone has equal access to wilderness areas. "Our moral and legal rights to access wilderness and natural biological diversity (including other species), enjoy its benefits, and perhaps even see it restored, are at odds with, and arguably outweigh, the private right to have an unlimited number of children."

The Trust said that "human rights theory, legal precedent and national and international practice do not" support the UN's reassertion of its 1968 declaration that individuals "have a basic human right to determine freely and responsibly the number and timing of their children."

This year, the slogan by the UN Population Fund (UNFPA), one of the world's largest promoters of abortion for World Population Day, July 11, was "Family Planning: It's a right. Let's make it real!"


http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2008/jul/08071509.html

Some college professor says population should be forcably cut by something like 30% because of GW.
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/16/2008 8:32:23 AM   
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LOL!

Well hey, you should have read a few more! "Better beer" was in there too! So you may not have as much beer, but it will be better! Can't we just call it even and avoid the courts?


OK so we'll have better beer but less of it! That means demand would outstrip supply and only the rich can afford it! The rest of us will be left with beer substitute which is mineral water with food coloring in it. The horror! The horror!

I better start hording now! What does Hubbert's peak say about the beer shortage? When are we going to start running out of beer? Can we trade Carbon credits for beer?

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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/16/2008 8:33:54 AM   
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No Such thing as a Right to Have Babies: Population Trust

The solution to global warming is to implement laws that would result in people having fewer children

By Hilary White

LONDON, July 15, 2008 (LifeSiteNews.com) - The solution to global warming, says a UK charity, is to implement laws that would result in people having fewer children. Governments should put slow pressure on people to limit their offspring to one or two children to save social and environmental resources.

"There is no unlimited right to have children," said the Optimum Population Trust (OPT), the group known to be one of the most militantly anti-life organisations in the world. There is a limit, the Trust said, "on the number of children to which people are 'entitled'."

"A voluntary population policy should be incorporated into law," the group said.

Governments, indicated the organization, should implement a "society-wide process of agreement, internalisation and normalisation" to the idea of small families and use a series of "gentle nudges" rather than "hard shoves," to get people to conform to the new childless paradigm.

All of this, they said, is to ensure that everyone has equal access to wilderness areas. "Our moral and legal rights to access wilderness and natural biological diversity (including other species), enjoy its benefits, and perhaps even see it restored, are at odds with, and arguably outweigh, the private right to have an unlimited number of children."

The Trust said that "human rights theory, legal precedent and national and international practice do not" support the UN's reassertion of its 1968 declaration that individuals "have a basic human right to determine freely and responsibly the number and timing of their children."

This year, the slogan by the UN Population Fund (UNFPA), one of the world's largest promoters of abortion for World Population Day, July 11, was "Family Planning: It's a right. Let's make it real!"


http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2008/jul/08071509.html

Some college professor says population should be forcably cut by something like 30% because of GW.


Great, lets start with college professors. Then see if he still holds this belief.
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RE: To conservatives: your best global warming links - 7/16/2008 10:06:55 AM   
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Some college professor says population should be forcably cut by something like 30% because of GW.


Great, lets start with college professors. Then see if he still holds this belief.


I guess some people still want to perform human sacrifice on their altar of the gods of nature. Scientific neopaganism maybe?

Do they applaud the genocides and natural disasters around the globe that (as Dickens and Ebeneezer put it) "decrease the surplus population"?

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