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Toys - 7/6/2008 7:34:42 AM
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TaoPoohBear
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We've all heard this one -
Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Thought I'd share a few more from puritanboard.com -
Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican: They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox: No, they were ours first.
Branch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism: There is no toy maker.
Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist: We are the toys.
Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling ours.
B'Hai: All toys are just fine with us.
Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism: The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second…
Hedonism: Hang the rule book! Let's play!
Seventh Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ: He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist: Once played always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses: He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
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RE: Toys - 7/25/2008 7:17:19 PM
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bettymackII
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Pessimist: A toy will be broken in a short time.
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RE: Toys - 7/26/2008 1:09:16 AM
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lambslite
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I.T. Department: only we can fix the toys when they are broken
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RE: Toys - 7/26/2008 12:59:39 PM
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still4gvn
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post modernism: a toy is a doll or truck or both depending on your opinion.
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RE: Toys - 8/13/2008 9:28:46 PM
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ColoradoLady36
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DOD toys: We can kick your tail with our toys
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RE: Toys - 8/15/2008 10:55:07 AM
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mrsrevbob
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Existentialist Toys: We yearn to display our toys, but due to our ongoing struggle with the concept of Modernity, are still struggling with pragmatic applications, and therefore defer to continue our reflection.
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RE: Toys - 8/15/2008 11:00:43 AM
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Memaw.
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Narcissistic Toy
No toy will ever equal in value to this toy.
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RE: Toys - 8/15/2008 2:25:57 PM
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still4gvn
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recovery group: stay away from toys, people who play with them and don't walk down streets where there are toy stores.
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