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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 8:49:23 AM   
Tinkerbell_


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Status: offline 		I tell the Things (especially Thing 1) "You're the reason some animals eat their young!!!!"

and Thing 2 hears, "Don't think I won't beat you in front of God and country because I will!!!"



I really am a cool mum though.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 8:51:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Tinkerbell_

I tell the Things (especially Thing 1) "You're the reason some animals eat their young!!!!"

and Thing 2 hears, "Don't think I won't beat you in front of God and country because I will!!!"



I really am a cool mum though.


All this coming from the sweet princess giselle???? No, say it isn't so!!! lol

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 8:53:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		I had to laugh at the second one. I remember my mother saying that very thing. 'Cept she said "in front of God and everyone"...

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 8:57:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		This might be surprising to some, but I was a pretty good kid growing up. Mostly due to the fact that I learned quickly from my older brothers' mistakes. Oh have I a list of stories of stuff they did!!!

Plus, being the baby and the only daughter, I had *some* grace against my brothers. Mom used to tell my brother "Larry Scott! Go pick on someone your own size!!!" teehee, I loved getting him in trouble.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:04:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Growing up I thought my parents had selective reception. I didn't know the term for it, but I knew that they were always catching me when I hit my older brother back. They just didn't catch him hitting me. Eventually they did. They still didn't endorse me hitting him back, but they knew it wasn't random violence.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:06:06 AM   
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"Son...don't bite the dog..." *sigh*

and...

"I told you to quit giving your brother wedgies!" "I didn't give him a wedgie! I gave myself one!" "What!? Well quit giving yourself wedgies!"

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:07:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ahhhh.. the joys of parenthood... You get to say things you never thought you would.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:09:29 AM   
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Growing up I thought my parents had selective reception. I didn't know the term for it, but I knew that they were always catching me when I hit my older brother back. They just didn't catch him hitting me. Eventually they did. They still didn't endorse me hitting him back, but they knew it wasn't random violence.

I usually catch Thing 1 hitting Thing 2. He's older so he should know better. I finally caught on that Thing 2 was hitting first. Took the wind out of his sail when I punished him for hitting.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:14:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		When I was 23, I started taking martial arts. My parents knew, but my older brother (who was married by this time) did not. He had started taking tae kwon do and wanted to show off to me what he knew. I have to admit I was impressed to see this almost 300lb individual do a kick that put his foot near my shoulder (I'm 5'10").
Then he wanted to show me his defense. It was very judo-ish IMO. He flipped me over his back and I landed squarely on mine. This entire time I was playing dumb. Then of course, my mother comes out of the house and says, "I thought you were taking karate too, James." (All forms of martial arts are "karate" to her.)

My brother says, "He must not be doing well. He just let me throw him, and he doesn't know how to fall."
After that, I just had to show him up. So I did.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:21:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thing 2 has been wrestling since he was 5 (although he took this past season off) and Thing 1 likes to brag about being able to beat him. Well, he has about 25 pounds on him. So Thing 2 took Thing 1 to practice one time and had the coach watch them wrestle...with rules. Thing 1 got dinged so many times and because of this wasn't sure how to proceed. So Thing 2 beat him everytime. Really made his day.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:35:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		How about....
"You ought to know better"

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.....

"Shut the door"

"Don't slam the door"

"You think we can afford to air condition the whole neighborhood?"

"Shut the frig."

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:39:03 AM   
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"You think we can afford to air condition the whole neighborhood?"
Reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

"Close that door! I'm not gonna heat up the neighborhood!"

"Not in that bathrobe you're not!"

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:43:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: followtheLeader

How about....
"You ought to know better"

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.....

"Shut the door"

"Don't slam the door"

"You think we can afford to air condition the whole neighborhood?"

"Shut the frig."


As a kid, if I slammed a door, mom/dad would make me walk in and out 20 times, closing the door like it should have been.

At my grandparents house they had a door that was extremely easy to slam. GAH!!! What a way to spend a childhood vacation!

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 9:49:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FunBetty

quote:

ORIGINAL: followtheLeader

How about....
"You ought to know better"

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.....

"Shut the door"

"Don't slam the door"

"You think we can afford to air condition the whole neighborhood?"

"Shut the frig."


As a kid, if I slammed a door, mom/dad would make me walk in and out 20 times, closing the door like it should have been.
At my grandparents house they had a door that was extremely easy to slam. GAH!!! What a way to spend a childhood vacation!

I use the same parenting technique for stomping up the stairs. I make them go up and down appropriately 25 times. By the time they are done we are all laughing so hard. They start doing it all goofy after like the 10th one and making weird faces. I love consequences that work, and are funny.

Okay here's another one.

"walk/shake it off." Heard other parents say this one.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 11:40:29 AM   
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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 12:38:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Focusing

"Do you think money grows on trees?"

Is the Chicken place in AZ?


My Mom used to say things that confused me for years, like;

Do you know how many hours Dad had to work to get you those shoes?
I was thinking, He's not even here??? I would never think to ask what does that mean? The tone she would say it in, told me it would be a very long lecture of some kind, which I wanted to avoid at all costs.

Another one that took me awhile to figure out;
"Don't let others change who you are." um...okay Mom???
Now I tell my kids this all the time. (but I explained it.)

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/12/2008 1:33:35 PM   
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"Wait until your father gets home!"


That brings back some bad memories.

(Grabs a hammock and contemplates therapy.)



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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/13/2008 9:06:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		GAAAHHH my thread almost made it to page two!! What would Igor say??

Good morning, everyone. I only worked like 14 hours today. Today will be busier because I still am waiting on 2 pages worth of newsletter material to assemble before battling the copier this afternoon. Fortunately, the copier doesn't mind the paperstock used for the newsletter, so I usually don't have problems with that.

Igor has the waffle maker going this morning, so put in your requests!

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/13/2008 9:12:20 AM   
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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/13/2008 9:12:29 AM   
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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/13/2008 9:14:14 AM   
armydude


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Status: offline 		Boxing gloves? *Dude looks around*

Boxing gloves!?

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/13/2008 9:16:19 AM   
iwillfearnoevil


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ORIGINAL: armydude
Boxing gloves? *Dude looks around*

Boxing gloves!?


FunBetty vs InsubordinateCopier was the main even last friday ... our very own FB won !

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/13/2008 9:17:14 AM   
armydude


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Ya had me skeered! I haven't done any sparring in a few years. I'm rusty.

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/13/2008 9:50:36 AM   
FunBetty


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Status: offline 		Nah, I shouldn't need boxing gloves today...for the copier, at least!

Now if the pastor doesn't get his info soon.....
and the youth pastor.....

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RE: Fun Betty's Therapy Center & Cookie Shoppe... - 5/13/2008 10:17:20 AM   
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Now if the pastor doesn't get his info soon.....
and the youth pastor.....


maybe you could tell the youth pastor you have a default blurb for weeks when he is too busy to submit one:
Attention all teens, there will be a party at youth pastor's house Friday night at 6:30pm. Cheesecake and diet soda to be served!

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