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car2ner -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/21/2008 7:01:00 PM)

Well, we have been known to leave the cat in charge when we leave the house.



armydude -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/21/2008 8:33:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: car2ner

Well, we have been known to leave the cat in charge when we leave the house.
Well, according to most cats, they're in charge even when you're there.



phosadaud -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/21/2008 9:02:46 PM)

Mine have trained me well...

And they are even gracious enough to allow me to stay in their house...



txhoneydarlin -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/21/2008 11:21:16 PM)

What a coincidence, Phosy! Mine let me stay in their house as well - and I'm well-trained to boot. I feed them when they want to be fed, keep fresh water in their water dish, buy cute little toys to entertain them, and at times, I've even been known to buy them kitty treats (my way of begging them to let me stay). [8D]



violinist_for_jesus -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 9:44:10 AM)

Domestic cats are evil.



armydude -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 9:45:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: violinist_for_jesus

Domestic cats are evil.
[sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif][sm=icon_smile_faint.gif]
Say it ain't so!



violinist_for_jesus -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 9:47:57 AM)

I live with 6 of them(my families) They ARE evil.



armydude -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 9:49:47 AM)

I LOVE cats! They're so independent! And they love me back...



violinist_for_jesus -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 9:53:19 AM)

They hate me. And let's be totally honest, there have been many tynrants overthrown in history. Cats get away with everything, and everyone just loves them! There is no justice or honor with them. GIve me freedom!



txhoneydarlin -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 12:13:29 PM)

Did you know that cats were the only animal domesticated for their beauty? [:D]

Go figure...



ezri -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 2:07:38 PM)

My Cats made me go to the grocery store yesterday... Mmmm Hmmmm had to buy CAT FOOD.

~ezri



laura... -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 3:11:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ezri

My Cats made me go to the grocery store yesterday... Mmmm Hmmmm had to buy CAT FOOD.

~ezri


Blaming the cat isn't going to work at the Great Judgment Seat.



phosadaud -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 3:30:33 PM)

That's just proof how smart cats are. They get us to do their dirty work...

((((((((((cats)))))))))))



JimboFletch -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 3:34:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: txhoneydarlin

Did you know that cats were the only animal domesticated for their beauty? [:D]

Go figure...

I thought they once were useful for getting rid of mice and other vermin. At least the females were. The tom cats we've had merely stared at anything disgusting and left any dispatching of bugs, etc. to us, the servants.



car2ner -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 5:43:34 PM)

My cat is for keeping my dog in line and behaving.
She makes sure we let the dog out of the bedroom in the morning. Checks on her when she is in the backyard. This slaps her around a bit. Ignores her the rest of the day.

She has yet learned to open doorknobs and drive a car. If she did we'd have to slap some restrictions on her. Thank goodness cats don't have thumbs.



txhoneydarlin -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/22/2008 6:20:53 PM)

Growing up, my kitty let me know how much she loved me by coming to my bedroom window with the critters she had caught and popping her claws on my screen until I went outside to praise her.

When I was in college, my Nana's kitty used to bring rats and mice to her screen door, so that when she opened it, she would push the critters out of the way with her door, which aggravated her kitty to pieces. Somehow Nana just didn't feel the love the way I did. [:D]



ezri -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/23/2008 8:18:21 PM)

I had a kitty that knew I was looking for Momma Hamster who had escaped leaving 12 baby hamsters to die of starvation so when Kitty found her she brought her and put her on my husbands Pillow.

Sadly, the Hamsters neck got broken in the bringing so Momma hamster did not make it either.

I made sure to praise the kitty for it's help.

My Honey did not appreciate it though.

~ezri



car2ner -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/24/2008 6:14:46 AM)

I think I would have been stiffling a smile at that one, too. "Oh Honey, let's clean this up (chortle)... no, I wasn't laughing, REALLY! Excuse me, I think we're outta milk. Gotta run to the store.... (snicker)"

See, kitties are purpitraitors of sinning.



txhoneydarlin -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/24/2008 1:07:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: car2ner

I think I would have been stiffling a smile at that one, too. "Oh Honey, let's clean this up (chortle)... no, I wasn't laughing, REALLY! Excuse me, I think we're outta milk. Gotta run to the store.... (snicker)"

See, kitties are purpitraitors of sinning.


Surely you're not talking about my little angels? [:D][:D][:D]



violinist_for_jesus -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/24/2008 6:03:26 PM)

Enough of cats....[:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]



armydude -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/24/2008 6:50:27 PM)

I wish I had cats...



car2ner -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/24/2008 7:21:14 PM)

I heard cats taste good... (angel kitten, I didn't mean you)
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txhoneydarlin -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/24/2008 11:25:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: armydude

I wish I had cats...


Our youth minister's cat just had six kittens - you want one of them? [8D]



DenimDiva -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/25/2008 2:32:40 AM)

I have a brand new kitten. His name is Toulouse. Can you guess what he looks like?

actually, he's not mine yet as mama hasn't weaned him because he and his brothers are only 5 weeks old.



car2ner -> RE: Buying Groceries? (4/25/2008 6:10:49 AM)

If you have seen the play Cats, you can get a whole host of names, Like Rumple-teaser.

excuse me, have to get a refill on coffee...



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