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karlie -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/23/2007 2:04:52 PM)

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Curtainsare uncertain, but venetian blinds are clearly sinful.

Uh-oh...I better hit the alter come Sunday mornin' [:o]



Samait -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/23/2007 2:48:32 PM)

Oh gosh...perhaps the lace curtains I have should be replaced? but with what...??? The colors all have some sinful reference...oh gosh....now i have to move my pc, but wait......how am i going to do that while naked? oh gosh...i do really hate extreme heat, i'm thinking i should be kneeling & praying hard right about now about what to do!! ARUGH!!!



car2ner -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/23/2007 3:24:23 PM)

Didn't Paul say that looking at heaven and God's kingdom now is like looking through dirty glass? Or was it a dirty mirror. Anyhow, it seems that it's ok to just let your computer room window get filthy.

But make sure your computer cam has a fig leaf on it.



Samait -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/23/2007 3:29:38 PM)

Whew! Good Idea Car2! That's how i'll do it...let's see here...let me just adjust this leaf...you would not believe how hard it was for me to get that leaf while naked...and the window...well, it wasn't dirty yet so i looked around, saw no one looking and quickly hung a white sheet across it....it's not a curtain or venetian blind, so it can't be sinful, right??????



utilityfielder -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/23/2007 3:41:13 PM)

I am reminded of the title of the album by The 77's, a Christian group of the late 80"s: Pray Naked.

That is Biblical isn't it? [:D]



ta_mosquito -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/23/2007 3:50:06 PM)

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But make sure your computer cam has a fig leaf on it.


ROFLOL!



car2ner -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 4:22:20 PM)

Hey, can we go off topic and fuss about people who go O.T.?

Like going to the grocery store for milk and bread and coming home with ice-cream and juice and lotsa-otha-stuff?



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 4:24:18 PM)

Well, uhm, sure, I guess.

But if we're gonna go strictly Old Testament, I'd appreciate Scriptures to back up your post, please.



laura... -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 4:30:27 PM)

Can we buy meat from the same store that we buy milk from?



ta_mosquito -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 4:43:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: laura...

Can we buy meat from the same store that we buy milk from?


Yes, as long as you don't cook them together. [8D]



Consecrated2God -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 4:50:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ta_mosquito

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ORIGINAL: laura...

Can we buy meat from the same store that we buy milk from?


Yes, as long as you don't cook them together. [8D]


You also have to purchase them while going through different check-out lanes. If you want to really be on the safe side, you should purchase them on separate trips to the store.



laura... -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 4:58:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Consecrated2God

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ORIGINAL: ta_mosquito

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ORIGINAL: laura...

Can we buy meat from the same store that we buy milk from?


Yes, as long as you don't cook them together. [8D]


You also have to purchase them while going through different check-out lanes. If you want to really be on the safe side, you should purchase them on separate trips to the store.


What if the person in front of me is buying milk...can I still go through that check out line with meat? How can I know which lines are for meat buying and which lines are for dairy purchases?



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 4:58:46 PM)

and in separate cities.



Consecrated2God -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 5:11:06 PM)

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What if the person in front of me is buying milk...can I still go through that check out line with meat? How can I know which lines are for meat buying and which lines are for dairy purchases?


As long as you dip your finger in lamb's blood and smear it on the conveyor belt before you put your groceries on it, you will have cleansed the line and it will be clean for your groceries.



1love1God1way -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 6:04:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Consecrated2God

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What if the person in front of me is buying milk...can I still go through that check out line with meat? How can I know which lines are for meat buying and which lines are for dairy purchases?


As long as you dip your finger in lamb's blood and smear it on the conveyor belt before you put your groceries on it, you will have cleansed the line and it will be clean for your groceries.


That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anybody say about anything.



Ps103 -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 6:05:10 PM)

Or just find a particularly leaky package of lamb chops and put them on the conveyor first....



zoebob -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 6:06:15 PM)

ROFLOL



1love1God1way -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/26/2007 6:29:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ps103

Or just find a particularly leaky package of lamb chops and put them on the conveyor first....


That is now the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything ever.



Consecrated2God -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/27/2007 10:43:56 AM)

Aw, man! [:@] Kate, can I delete your post so mine will be the smartest one?



ta_mosquito -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/27/2007 11:15:30 AM)

Pride is a sin, Lisa. [8D]



Consecrated2God -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/27/2007 12:46:23 PM)

Well, we wouldn't want Kate to get too proud now, would we? I'm just trying to think of my sister in Christ when I say that.[:)]



car2ner -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/28/2007 4:05:19 PM)

Wow! When moderators go off topic they do it with STYLE. [sm=dance.gif]



ta_mosquito -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/28/2007 4:09:31 PM)

LOL! Ya gonna file a ticket on us? [8D]

Anyway, back to the subject: Groceries and sin.

Ummm...



mmartiandt -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/28/2007 4:20:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ta_mosquito

LOL! Ya gonna file a ticket on us? [8D]

Anyway, back to the subject: Groceries and sin.

Ummm...


Since reading this thread, I've been unable to go grocery shopping, for fear that I might be sinning. But, I'm fast running out of food, and have to wonder . . . when all one has left are 100 calorie pack Oreos and cupcakes, is the greater sin grocery shopping or 100 calorie oreos or cupcakes for every meal? [&:]



laura... -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/28/2007 4:20:09 PM)

Is it a sin to discuss anything other than groceries while grocery shopping?



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