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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/28/2007 4:22:56 PM
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laura...
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is the greater sin grocery shopping or 100 calorie oreos or cupcakes for every meal?
Just don't eat them together or off of the same plate.
Also (harking waaaaaay back to oreo theology), they had better be real Oreos and not Hydrox as imitation Oreos are an abomination and false idols.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/28/2007 6:28:51 PM
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So I would not sin by going to the grocery store, I would not sin because I would be dressed in white to blend in with the snow and not be wearing a blue shirt, and I would shoot the moose within walking distance of home so I won't have to drive by a gas station
I think you have it all covered!
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/28/2007 9:09:25 PM
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Pride.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/28/2007 11:57:40 PM
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Is it a sin to yell "HUBBA HUBBA!" to the cashier?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/29/2007 8:39:59 AM
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Moving this thread to Looney Tunes Theology.
(I know I can't, but I've always wanted to say something like that)
Is Moderator Envy a sin?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/29/2007 9:14:31 AM
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Is it a sin to go to a Super Wallyworld instead of the grocery store? I sure hope not because I'm heading there shortly!
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/29/2007 12:54:38 PM
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I confess.
I went to the grocery store. I passed by a few gas stations, but didn't stop in. (I did that the last time I was out in the car.)
I wore a red shirt.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/29/2007 6:12:34 PM
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So is it a sin to throw gas coupons away (the ones that are printed at the bottom of grocery receipts)?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/29/2007 6:21:14 PM
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So is it a sin to throw gas coupons away (the ones that are printed at the bottom of grocery receipts)?
It's about equivalent to buying your groceries at a gas station.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/30/2007 6:51:08 AM
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But would hanging the antlers over your fireplace be a sin?
Just don't let PETA catch you. If you use all the parts of an animal it's not sin so mounting the antlers and hanging it to dry towels on would make it less-than-sin, allbeit a bit tacky.
Isn't "waste not want not" in the scriptures?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/30/2007 8:24:46 AM
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Isn't "waste not want not" in the scriptures?
No, you're thinking of "Waste not, waist size up a lot".
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/30/2007 9:18:24 AM
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Do moose chew the cud and have a split hoof?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/30/2007 9:37:21 AM
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The last moose I saw was in Northern Exposure.
Too much exposure is definitely a sin...
...especially while grocery shopping.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/30/2007 10:57:38 AM
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Awww man . . . where's y'all sense of adventure?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/30/2007 11:24:01 AM
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But would hanging the antlers over your fireplace be a sin?
Only if you end up having to multiply by the number of gas stations you drove by to get the antlers, then add the combined ages of your children, and divide by the square root of zero. Then it's a big enough sin to create a black hole.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/30/2007 12:51:47 PM
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There aren't as many gas stations up north, though. So that would certainly help keep the sinning down by quite a bit, don't you think?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/30/2007 1:20:28 PM
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So I would not sin by going to the grocery store, I would not sin because I would be dressed in white to blend in with the snow and not be wearing a blue shirt, and I would shoot the moose within walking distance of home so I won't have to drive by a gas station.
But would hanging the antlers over your fireplace be a sin?
My wife thinks so.
Thanks
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