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petereit -> RE: What is the worst movie ever? (12/19/2007 3:18:02 PM)
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Without question: Omega Man I rented it because it was 1) science fiction, and 2) starred Charlton Heston. How can you go wrong with Charlton Heston? Somebody please tell me that this movie was actually a clever college prank, where some very talented CGI hackers "placed" Charlton Heston into that movie, because I refuse to believe he would have voluntarily participated. Lets see, how do I describe it...imagine Mad Max (Charlton Heston), battling the Black Panthers painted white, wearing dark sunglasses [8D], because they've all been infected by an incurable plague. They're constantly trying to kill Charlton Heston, because he's NOT infected with the plague, but because of their illness, they can only come out at night. Now imagine it written by 60's free-loving, dope-smoking, LSD-tripping "converts" of the Jesus movement, who then attempt to pass it off as a Christian allegory. OK, now take the image in your mind and make that a baseline of 1 on a scale from 1 to 10. Omega Man would then rate a -36.
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