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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/5/2008 12:38:07 PM   
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no. Just use a blow torch to get rid of the grass. The rain will put the fire out and the grass will grow back.

I should do errands, but it's cold and damp. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/5/2008 2:50:03 PM   
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Pretend that it is not. Just do it and hope for the best and just keep a baseball cap handy in your bag just in case!


I am a very fast-paced person and need to slow down, how can I achieve that?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/6/2008 11:08:20 AM   
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Eat lots of greasy fried foods and rich sweetened deserts. You'll gain 100 lbs and you'll slow down, it may kill you too. That's a bit too slow.


I need to get more organized in my home and figure out what to do with a load of dirt that's supposed to be dumped off.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/6/2008 12:27:03 PM   
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Get more and more stuff. In this way you will get bored and tired of them and will eventually throw them anyway or better still give them away.

I overindulged in ice-cream yesterday and therefore ruined my chances of losing those extra pounds I have gained over the course of the last years. I feel so guilty. What can I do with my love of ice-cream. It is my downfall SIN!

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/6/2008 12:36:30 PM   
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Eat lots of chocolate cake and candy. It'll take your mind off ice cream.

It's raining AGAIN. Should I start building an ark?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/7/2008 1:14:18 AM   
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No don't build and ark. Just get scuba gear and go swimming. Maybe you can start a coral reef and manta ray pond.


I'm tired what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/7/2008 12:56:02 PM   
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I'll mail you some of my thyroid pills. And pop some rocket chocolates.

I bought some '5 spice' Asian seasoning. How do I use it?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/7/2008 7:18:22 PM   
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You put in your shoes to spice up your feet!! LOL


Yes I bought some barbecue sauce but my husband always used to do the barbequing. Maybe I'll use it as facial cream instead. LOL
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/8/2008 8:52:37 AM   
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Great tip Carlee and may be you can use it in your bubble bath to have silkier skin.


I want to go out today but afraid it might rain. How can I make up my mind?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/8/2008 1:06:10 PM   
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Just put off deciding till tomorrow. By then you'll know if it rained today.

I used the '5 spice' stuff in my shoes and took a bath in it, but now whenever dh kisses me he starts thinking about egg rolls and wants to order out for Chinese. How can I get him to think of something more romantic?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/8/2008 7:16:14 PM   
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Add some garlic and onion powder to them to enhance the fragrance and make it far more romantic and even heavenly experience.

It is quite humid today and I feel quite sticky, how can I overcome this mood?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/8/2008 11:08:37 PM   
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Actually Cloak it may be a heavenly experience for the male gender!! LOL



Feeling sticky? Is that the mood? Well pour pancake syrup into your tub and soak in it!!


I wish Sunday wouldn't end. School tomorrow already. My daughter is a night owl. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/9/2008 6:41:15 AM   
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You always make me laugh Carlee!!!

Call up the school and say that you're both on a sabbatical leave therefore she could not attend.

I am getting excited and nervous for my move, how can I cope with this upcoming thrill?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/9/2008 11:10:26 AM   
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Have a yard sale and give a lot of your stuff away so you can buy new stuff. Get rid of all that sentimental stuff too as it just takes up space. Better yet separate everything into three categories and then throw it ALL out!!! LOL


Well I should get with it and do the same thing!! LOL We got too much stuff that takes up space. We don't need more space, we need less stuff.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/9/2008 3:39:50 PM   
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Ok. It's time for everyone on this thread to have a First Nation Potlash. You have a big party and give away your stuff. Others give you their stuff. Everyone winds up with new junk.

How can I get some get up and go to do chores I don't like?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/9/2008 4:12:33 PM   
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Eat a sweet desert and drink some expresso coffee while wearing a nicotine patch.


Yes I agree How do we procrastinate about procrastinating?


I love the idea of getting other people's junk. Especially the worn out, broken really useless junk!! Funny Stillr4gvn
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/10/2008 5:47:30 PM   
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"how do we procrastinate about procrastinating?" I think we need a Zen master to figure that one.

Someone gave us six bushes. DH asked where I wanted them and then got mixed up and planted them all in the wrong places (blocking some of light to other plants). Should I tell him? Or how handle it?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/10/2008 6:45:34 PM   
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Pull out the other plants and dig holes all over the lawn and put those plants in those holes you dug.


The clover is going wild in the flower bed. What do I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/11/2008 11:18:13 AM   
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Call 911. You can't have wild clover running around your yard.

Dh asks my opinion and then is grumpy if I disagree with him. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/11/2008 3:17:40 PM   
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As you can see I am a gardening "whiz" LOL. Give your opinion anyway as his grumpiness is a sign that he values everything you say.... (not trying to cause a fight honest)


What should I do when I'm frustrated at a certain business that promised something and didn't carry it out?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/11/2008 3:39:09 PM   
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Egg the entire inside of the store, wait outside till closing and hand out "pink slips" to all their employees, take an ad out on radio announcing that tomorrow morning for two hours only everything in the entire store will be 90% off and 100% if they bring along a friend!

(Uh oh.... I enjoyed that one too much!)

What do I do about my sister who keeps doing fun stuff without inviting me along?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/11/2008 3:54:46 PM   
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Phone and start crying and crying on the phone until she promises to take you somewhere. She may take you to a psyche ward though.



What do I do when I need to let off steam in a good way?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/11/2008 10:36:34 PM   
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Make crank calls to strangers in the phone book. Then squirt friends and relatives with a water bazooka when they visit.

What do I do when all those little red lights on the dashboard turn red?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/12/2008 12:27:38 AM   
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Just keep driving anyway. Once there's steam coming out from under the hood break out the hot dogs and marshmallows!!!


Should a person keep fixing up an old house?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/12/2008 12:39:17 PM   
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lol.

Nah. Let it get real run down and start a rumor that it's haunted. Then when kids pass, run out and make scary faces at them. I'm still thinking about that clover running wild in your yard. I imagine it dancing and jumping.

Our grass is high and mold is growing on the house. All dh does since he retired is volunteer at various organizations and go to meetings. How can I get him to do stuff around the house?
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