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Kerrlaw -> RE: Mayberry After Midnight (8/20/2007 12:21:43 AM)
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17. Alcohol and Old Lace Barney and Andy are trying to crack down on moonshining in Mayberry, which is now in a dry county, unlike in Christmas Story. They are aided in their efforts by the Morrison sisters, Jennifer and Clarabelle, two old maid sisters who have an uncanny ability to sniff out stills. Jennifer loves the smell of witch hazel, and it's all Clarabelle can do to keep her out of the barber shop. ("..if only you weren't so boy crazy"). The sister's tips lead Andy and Barney to two stills, which Barney gets to destroy ("I took a big ax, and POW,POW,POW"). Unbeknownst to our boys, the Morrison sisters are simply getting rid of their competition, as they have a (beautiful) still in their greenhouse. The sisters, you understand, don't sell moonshine for drinking purposes, they sell elixir for sipping on special occasions - like Christmas, New Years, National Potato week and Mohammed's birthday. Jennifer: "Who would have thought there were so many Moslems in Mayberry." Clarabelle: "I thought Hank Smith was a Lutheran. If it wasn't for their holidays you'd never know." The scheme unravels when Opie (who was given permission by the sisters to take some flowers) sneaks into the greenhouse for "special" flowers, puts them into a "vase" (quart Mason" jar) and takes them to the courthouse. He then proceeds to tell Andy about the "flower making machine" that the Morrison sisters have. Otis has come in and locked himself up (and for the only time I remember, paid a fine). He refuses to tell where the source of his moonshine is: "We town drunks have a code we live by." The gamut of emotions that run across Otis' face as Andy and Barney figure out the Morrison sisters' scheme is priceless. Andy lets the ladies off with a lecture and Barney gets to POW,POW,POW. It's interesting that the penalty for moonshining in Mayberry seems to be 48 hours in jail, not much of a deterrent. The sisters switch their business to making preserves and bring Andy and Barney each a jar. The episode ends with us seeing Barney tipsy on preserves (the first of several times we see him drunk on one strange substance or another) and Andy remarking the rehabilitation of the sisters was not complete. A really good episode that was loosely based on Alcohol and Old Lace.
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