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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/23/2007 8:10:01 AM   
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*** pooftah ***

Now you can read their minds and don't have to worry about what they think about you... You KNOW what they think about you!

I wish my little dog would greet us at the door with a smile and a wagging tail not not bark so much.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/23/2007 9:44:58 PM   
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*poof* Granted.

Vocal chords removed, and the resulting pain forced a permanent tightening of his mouth, exposing all its teeth in a huge grin.
You can't recognize what animal used to own the tail that it's swinging around in its mouth.


I wish I had the secret to success.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/24/2007 9:48:32 PM   
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(((*** poof***)))

You have the secret to success. Unfortunately it has to remain a secret so you can never tell anyone or use the secret lest the secret gets out.

I wish that I could always apply text messages so that I was never misunderstood.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/27/2007 8:47:09 AM   
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I wish that I could always apply text messages so that I was never misunderstood.


egads, it looks like I got my wish on this thread... how could they be misunderstood if the thread is killed and noone reads them.

Just call me the month's little old thread killer.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/27/2007 1:41:15 PM   
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heh it's just a slower thread.

Your wish is granted though.

The only text you can type will be "Jesus Loves You" , and no one will ever misunderstand that.


I wish my kid's toys weren't so expensive.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/28/2007 8:46:50 PM   
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@@@@ poof @@@@@

You have your wish. The kids don't want those toys anymore. Now they are bringing dead bugs and frogs into the house... and they are FREE!

I wish I didn't have to nag teenagers

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/29/2007 12:36:05 AM   
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*poof* granted.

The teenagers are gone, and are replaced by mean bikers from the Salty Spitoon that you have to nag instead.


I wish I had perfect teeth.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/29/2007 5:44:58 PM   
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tellmeifyoucan'tseethisonecoming.


***poof***

You have perfect teeth and you take them out everynight to sit in a glass of fizzy water.

I wish I could find a good dentist who did quality work at a low price.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/29/2007 6:07:33 PM   
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*Poof* You've found the dentist!

Too bad his/her client list is so long, you can't get in until the year 2037.

I wish flossing was not needed for good oral hygiene.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/30/2007 12:55:38 AM   
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(Poof!) You got it!

You don't have to floss anymore, but you will have to have a deep root cleaning every year.


I wish I had my Bible memorized.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/30/2007 1:13:41 AM   
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*poof* Granted.
Your bible suddenly got a lot thinner. The only pages left are the verses you have memorized.


I wish all car alarms vanished off the face of the earth.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 10/30/2007 6:16:33 AM   
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not a problem
*** poof***

the car alarms have vanished and taken the cars with them.

I wish someone would fix me breakfast and bring me coffee right now

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/5/2007 12:08:56 AM   
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POOF, you have coffee and breakfast. Too bad you just went to bed and it will be cold when you get up.

I wish I had the perfect birthday present for my soon to be 4 year old daughter.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/6/2007 9:23:24 PM   
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***poof***

You have the perfect present, but it is in a child proof container. She can't get into it until she is 18 (or 21).

I wish that there was an easier way to steam clean a carpet/

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/7/2007 12:21:11 AM   
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There is, but when you try the new machine the steam scalds you. Ouch. At least it was easier.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the morning.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/7/2007 12:38:38 AM   
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*poof* Granted

I hope you like having incurable insomnia.


I wish I had more rootbeer.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/7/2007 12:44:58 AM   
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You have all the rootbeer you can drink now. Unfortunately the carbonation is gone. Enjoy.

I wish I had perfect kids.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/11/2007 8:02:37 AM   
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EEEk ***- poof-***

Now they wish that they had

perfect parents!!!


I wish the dance last night could have lasted a little longer.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/23/2007 12:36:40 AM   
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*poof* Well, it did last longer, but you switched back into your rags, your carriage turned back into a pumpkin....

I wish I had a normal family to go visit tomorrow.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/23/2007 12:55:26 AM   
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*Poof* You have a normal family to go visit tomorrow.




Now they're looking at you the way you used to look at them, all the while thinking, "What weirdos"

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/23/2007 9:17:26 AM   
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ARMY DUDE! what is your wish?

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/23/2007 9:50:19 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: car2ner

ARMY DUDE! what is your wish?
Sorry... Brain freeze...


I wish I could get a GOOD night's rest!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/24/2007 12:17:04 AM   
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POOF, you got a great night's rest...

and woke up with a sore neck because you slept wrong.


I wish my feet were warm.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/24/2007 12:21:45 AM   
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*Poof* Your feet are warm...
In fact... is that smoke rising from them?




I wish I had more customers for my store.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 11/24/2007 12:57:54 AM   
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*poof* granted.
Now, your store is packed with people to the point that it is hard to move around, and every one of them is saying "just looking" and not buying anything.


I wish I had a store.

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