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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 8:19:14 AM   
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Why don't you mount the dispenser vertically?


Seems like I could hurt myself trying that.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 8:31:23 AM   
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I think someone said a tther is the point at the end of the roll. they are talking about when you go to a hotel and the end of the roll is folded into a point or osme other design

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 8:56:02 AM   
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Do away with the dispenser altogether. You could do like really expensive restaurants do and have a mens room attendant. He could just hand you what you need, when you need it. And he could keep the end of the roll folded to a point, as is proper etiquette.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 8:58:33 AM   
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Funny thread. Not a funny answer, but if you want to fix it, just squish the roll so the cardboard part inside is not perfectly round.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 9:40:01 AM   
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*whispers* Psssssst---PamelaSue----anyone told you what a tther is? No? Me neither.

Nope. And I'm rather hurt that we're being ignored.

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I think someone said a tther is the point at the end of the roll. they are talking about when you go to a hotel and the end of the roll is folded into a point or osme other design

Yes, but what does "tther" stand for?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 10:29:51 AM   
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Thanks Diane, but this is at my office, where no cat has ever scratched.

OH! I must have missed it was your office. If it isn't a new building then maybe the previous owner had a cat, and Diane's post would still be appropo.


You and your ten dollar words.



It might have been a 25.00 word had I spelled it correctly. I tried.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 10:40:01 AM   
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 11:01:31 AM   
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I'll give you a buck fifty for it spelled either way.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 11:05:41 AM   
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I'll give you a buck fifty for it spelled either way.



that and another 2.50 will get me a cuppa coffee at Starbucks!
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 11:10:24 AM   
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I get a grande for $2. Black, no sugar.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 11:22:29 AM   
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I get the grande Caramel Frappuccino® Blended Coffee. $4.26 with tax

the Cinnamon Dolce Frappuccino® Blended Coffee sounds really good too!

(which of course has nothing to do with TP, please forgive me kerr!)
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 11:47:08 AM   
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Don't drink too much of that stuff though, or you'll be using a lot of TP and have more problems with haunted dispensers!

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 12:31:07 PM   
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Don't drink too much of that stuff though, or you'll be using a lot of TP and have more problems with haunted dispensers!

I don't have that problem.

Using the TP after the effects of too much coffee that is....

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 1:28:17 PM   
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Yes, but what does "tther" stand for?



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I think someone said a tther is the point at the end of the roll. they are talking about when you go to a hotel and the end of the roll is folded into a point or osme other design


Forget tther, what's an "osme other" design

Sounds oriental.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 1:29:34 PM   
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oops SOme other design

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 10:31:45 PM   
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Funny thread. Not a funny answer, but if you want to fix it, just squish the roll so the cardboard part inside is not perfectly round.



Sue,
You sound as though you have had this happen to you too?
Could this be the forewarnings of an uprising of psychotic TP?
Could the trees be "fighting back"?

I don't want to panic anyone, but this is getting a little bit skeery.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 11:22:48 PM   
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Have you thuoght about installing cameras.



that might be illegal. I saw a show on Law and Order about cameras in bathrooms. Of course with Kerr being the legal eagle he is, he'd know for sure.

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I don't want to panic anyone, but this is getting a little bit skeery.


we always have to squish our tp roll. I'm starting to get scared.
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 6:57:12 AM   
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Squishing TP? Especially if it's Charmin???? Mr. Whipple must be rolling, and not with laughter.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 9:44:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Memaw.

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ORIGINAL: 2jsmom

Funny thread. Not a funny answer, but if you want to fix it, just squish the roll so the cardboard part inside is not perfectly round.



Sue,
You sound as though you have had this happen to you too?
Could this be the forewarnings of an uprising of psychotic TP?
Could the trees be "fighting back"?

I don't want to panic anyone, but this is getting a little bit skeery.

Hmmm. It IS that time of the year for all those trees to be sacrificed...

Revenge COULD be a factor!

I don't need to worry though. I have an artificial tree.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 10:05:42 AM   
Memaw.


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I don't need to worry though. I have an artificial tree.


Umm, isn't it a wee bit uncomfortable?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 10:08:31 AM   
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Squishing TP? Especially if it's Charmin???? Mr. Whipple must be rolling, and not with laughter.


Have you seen the commercial tribute to him? Mr WHIPPLE!!!
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 10:14:29 AM   
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Squishing TP? Especially if it's Charmin???? Mr. Whipple must be rolling, and not with laughter.


Have you seen the commercial tribute to him? Mr WHIPPLE!!!

No, I haven't seen it. Why do you say "Mr. Whipple" like that? What's in those commercials?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 10:25:12 AM   
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Yeah, c'mon Kath, don't tease! Post a link so we can all be shocked or amazed.

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