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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 6:17:03 AM   
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(Denbert walks in, see a new machine in the garage and smacks it on the side. It starts spittin then pours out a fairly good cupachino. Pours himself a bowl of Shredded Wheat and puts some milk in it. Ignores the lumps in the milk.)

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 1:31:48 PM   
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Oh, that's just the cream. The separator don't work so good you know. Stir it in and it'll be just fine.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 1:36:43 PM   
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Hey there One John.

Yeah, we do get some strange critters around here (including me). But that's OK. I kinda like it that way.

Thanks for ****pachino machine. *whack* That feels pretty good.

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That dog, though, he just plopped right back down and was nursing some spare rib bones. Not eating them, 'cause that'd be bad for him, but just kind of mouthing them. Maybe like a cartoon cat smoking a stogie.




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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 3:04:27 PM   
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Whoa, gotta love the burnt smell of AM coffee stewing in the pot all afternoon. Just breezing buy for a cold water, gotta get out to pick vegies in the garden, holler at you gents later on.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 8:14:13 PM   
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Well OK then. OBTW, how do we get the black coating off the bottom of the coffee pot?

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 9:06:04 PM   
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One thing I know is you gotta let it cool off before you hit it with cold water.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 10:18:35 PM   
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I've got some stuff that will get the black off, but I'm not sure how coffee it'll hold afterwards.
**passes an unlabeled bottle to Denny. **
Just... be careful.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 10:26:04 PM   
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Methyl Ethyl Ketone (MEK)?

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 11:36:34 PM   
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Well that certainly would do it. But me thinks we will need the pot back... in whole.
Den, do NOT stir that stuff around... no telling what the Ogre added to the cleaning mixture.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/6/2008 11:38:05 PM   
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BTW Ray, what's the difference between a Senior Member and a Super Member?

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/7/2008 1:22:42 AM   
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(As Den swirls the old coffee around in the pot, he manages to catch a carrier pigeon's capsule just so in it, so that it didn't shatter the revered and treasured pot. An eagle's glorious cry resounds from the sky above. Before he can pour the rest in a cup and drink it, lumps and all, APZR snakes a hand in there and plucks the capsule out. "Ahem", sounds Ray of Son, "this is my garage, and I will read the lottery numbers." He opens the capsule, unrolls the paper, and gasps in amazement).

"It's that Onejun's Christmas gift suggestion list! Oh wait a minute, that was from last year." He flips it over and reads...

I forgot to tell you guys... they told me that frappin' cupachin' machine's got a real fast hot plate, so when you are done, just smack it on the other side and the plate shuts off. Don't beat the machine to death, just smack it real good, and make sure to smack the side you mean. Later fellas! 1njunBird410

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/7/2008 6:12:47 AM   
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(Denbert gets confused and runs to Starbucks)

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/7/2008 10:51:35 AM   
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*Whack*



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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/7/2008 10:58:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: APZR

BTW Ray, what's the difference between a Senior Member and a Super Member?



New Member * Posts 1-25
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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/7/2008 12:12:10 PM   
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More than 2500 post... man do ya'll blab a lot.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/7/2008 1:34:45 PM   
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Rayofson, I have owned a house at various times in my past. I'm tired of paying rent and not being allowed to make repairs, changes when neede or have a dog.

Please pray that I will find a publisher or sell lots of the Getting To Know Jesus books so I can buy a home with my wife and enjoy the rest of our lives together.

Hey, guys, Thanks for being here. This looks like a cool place to hang out.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/7/2008 2:09:01 PM   
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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/7/2008 11:40:04 PM   
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gmc, you can self publish at LuLU... and publish on demand rather than being forced to do 10,000 books at a time.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/8/2008 12:47:21 AM   
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Hey guys, thanks for the prayers and suggestion for LuLu.

All self publishers demand some money up front. Unless I can attract a benefactor who wants to be a part of helping fulfill the Great Commission via the Internet.

Meanwhile, how can I pray for you?

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/8/2008 6:03:35 AM   
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(Denbert walks in with a Starbucks coffee and today's copy of the Washington Pest)

Morning Gents, are we ready for a weekend coming up? Think I'll pull the popup camper outta the garage after w*** today and disappear tomorrow and Sunday.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/8/2008 10:23:58 AM   
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Wish I was going with you.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/8/2008 10:46:12 AM   
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Have a good trip. Gotta finish cleaning out the beastment and garage to get our house on the market.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/9/2008 8:24:00 PM   
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What do you think about the Lightning electric car? It's being made in England.

0-60 in 4 sec. 160 mph top speed - all electric!

You can learn more about it at http://www.lightningcarcompany.co.uk/home.php

I would like to see some of this in an American car!

Whirrrrrrrrrr!!!

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/10/2008 5:38:37 PM   
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It's definitely a nice car. The specs don't list how far you can get on a charge. And the ~224,055.57 USD price tag is a bit much.

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RE: The Garage-come on in - 8/10/2008 7:47:09 PM   
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Shazzam!

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