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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 11:57:02 AM   
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Kerr: Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

(Sorry! It's the question that has to be asked every thread.)


It's part of the sinful nature of man.


It's become firmly established as a tradition now, don't you think?!?!?!


Yes, I would say so!!!




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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 11:57:32 AM   
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Ok..guess it's my turn...I confess that I need to help finish packing up my house to move but cannot get the desire to do anything!


I must've missed something --- can't keep up with all of the palavering threads. Have you found a place to move, Lynn?

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 12:09:08 PM   
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Since this is a "confessional"........... These are some of my pet peeves...... Easter eggs, Easter Egg hunts, Easter bunnies.......
Maybe I shouldn't get started on it!!!

I DO like to call Good Friday, Crucifixion Day and Easter Sunday, Resurrection Day.

Just don't bring up the "Santa" thing, our Santa might be a little touchy on that subject! LOL


True. Very true!!

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 12:18:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		This place is really good for me. I'm very aggrevated at two of my coworkers right now, so I've come on here to let off steam. Much better than burning either of them!!!

And, I could really use my little lap cat, curled up purring on my lap, right now!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 12:31:11 PM   
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This place is really good for me. I'm very aggrevated at two of my coworkers right now, so I've come on here to let off steam. Much better than burning either of them!!!

And, I could really use my little lap cat, curled up purring on my lap, right now!!!


True, very true!

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 2:17:46 PM   
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This place is really good for me. I'm very aggrevated at two of my coworkers right now, so I've come on here to let off steam. Much better than burning either of them!!!

And, I could really use my little lap cat, curled up purring on my lap, right now!!!


Do we make you love your coworkers?

My confession: I'm online in the middle of the day; I'm not feeling well so my sisters are doing all the things I don't feel like doing.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 3:03:54 PM   
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This place is really good for me. I'm very aggrevated at two of my coworkers right now, so I've come on here to let off steam. Much better than burning either of them!!!

And, I could really use my little lap cat, curled up purring on my lap, right now!!!


Do we make you love your coworkers?

My confession: I'm online in the middle of the day; I'm not feeling well so my sisters are doing all the things I don't feel like doing.


No, y'all don't make me love them any more than usual, but y'all DO help me relieve the stress!!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 3:03:55 PM   
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Ok..guess it's my turn...I confess that I need to help finish packing up my house to move but cannot get the desire to do anything!



Lynn, Did you find a place to move to??

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 3:25:52 PM   
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Ok..guess it's my turn...I confess that I need to help finish packing up my house to move but cannot get the desire to do anything!


I must've missed something --- can't keep up with all of the palavering threads. Have you found a place to move, Lynn?

Looking at a townhouse for short term...to allow our son to finish school. He finishes up June 4th. Now when I come over to Atlanta on the 29th I may not return to SC...

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 6:34:36 PM   
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I have just heard this story. And I just had to share it here.



Anyone else find it ironic that she was pried out of the bathroom by Mr. Whipple??????





Good catch Mona.

That made me wonder if it was an early April Fools joke, but I googled the county and it appears to be real. And the sheriff is named Whipple.

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The place is a rural county in Western Kansas and I have seen footage of the trailer where they were living. And I just heard a follow up story which quoted the woman saying that she felt safe in the bathroom. The man appears unable to cope with the situation.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 6:35:59 PM   
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Kerr: Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

(Sorry! It's the question that has to be asked every thread.)


It's part of the sinful nature of man.


It's become firmly established as a tradition now, don't you think?!?!?!



It nobody asked the question, we all would wonder what is wrong. Just go with the flow.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 6:37:22 PM   
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I was once on a jury where the convicted guy escaped from the county jail a little while after the trial where we convicted him! I finally convinced myself that he wouldn't bother to look me up to come after me!!! And they re-captured him a week or so later.



I have been called for jury duty once and that was over 25 years ago.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 6:39:07 PM   
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This place is really good for me. I'm very aggrevated at two of my coworkers right now, so I've come on here to let off steam. Much better than burning either of them!!!

And, I could really use my little lap cat, curled up purring on my lap, right now!!!



I am aggravated with my job.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 7:48:19 PM   
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or attempted murder?

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 8:25:35 PM   
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Question for Kerrlaw...


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or attempted murder?

Now I am waiting on this answer...

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 9:16:38 PM   
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Where did the saying ... "I'm going to hit the hay" come from?

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 9:24:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have been called up for jury duty 3 times. The first time was municiple court and I was 19. Fortunately, I was also away at college (6 hour drive) so I was excused.

The second time was superior court and I was 21. We got called in twice. The first time, they took roll then told us all to go home as the case was plea bargained late the night before. The second time they sat a jury. It was a child molestation case. I was interviewed in the witness box and while I wasn't doing it intentionally, I do not sit still and the chair was one that rotated... I can't say this is why I got off, but it probably didn't hurt...

The 3rd time I got called up for jury duty was last summer for US District court. Fortunately, we were never called in.

I can't complain though. I swear my mom has gotten jury duty for every court in the state - and most multiple times. I've never known someone get it so much...

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 9:28:14 PM   
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This place is really good for me. I'm very aggrevated at two of my coworkers right now, so I've come on here to let off steam. Much better than burning either of them!!!

And, I could really use my little lap cat, curled up purring on my lap, right now!!!



I am aggravated with my job.


I'll see your "I am aggravated with my job" and raise you 100....

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 9:46:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GVfan

This place is really good for me. I'm very aggrevated at two of my coworkers right now, so I've come on here to let off steam. Much better than burning either of them!!!

And, I could really use my little lap cat, curled up purring on my lap, right now!!!



I am aggravated with my job.


I'll see your "I am aggravated with my job" and raise you 100....



I call.


About jury duty, I was on the list for a month and I went in twice. Once I made the semi-final 24 but I did not get chosen.

The other time I went in but was not called for the interview.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 10:27:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		I know when they were naming the jury and the alternates for the child molestation case, the tension in the court room was intense. When they finally called the last name, there was a very loud sigh of relief from all of us not chosen. I would have served and done my best, but I really didn't want to be on a jury for that kind of case....

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 10:29:02 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 10:29:57 PM   
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Question for Kerrlaw...


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or attempted murder?

Now I am waiting on this answer...


Neither, but the person should get an order of protection which forbids him from being within 100 yards of himself.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 10:33:36 PM   
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I've come to report that I survived the meeting today and I don't think I lost too many IQ points as a result of it.

I knew you'd all want to know.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 10:37:32 PM   
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Kerrlaw --


Where did the saying ... "I'm going to hit the hay" come from?


Back in the day, mattresses were large sacks of straw or hay. To "hit the sack" or "hit the hay" came to mean going to bed.

My father remembers sleeping on straw ticks as a child. They would get a new one and stuff it as full as possible, then jump up and down on it to pack it, then stuff more. He remembers burrowing in to make himself a nice little place to sleep, kind of like my cats do with the back sofa cushions.

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RE: Kerrlaw's Corner Confessional - 3/13/2008 10:40:13 PM   
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I've come to report that I survived the meeting today and I don't think I lost too many IQ points as a result of it.

I knew you'd all want to know.


Of course.

If worse came to worse, I'm sure that you have plenty of points to spare.

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