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robertyork -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:36:12 AM)

Good Morning Ms. SM....Hope you are doing well this morning?




Qtman -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:38:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this [sm=rolleyes.gif].....
30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady. [8D]


Actually that's pretty much what she did. I should also probably mention her now ex-husband was friends with the judge.[:D]




WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:41:15 AM)

Sam, your siggy is one of my very favorite all-time quotes.

Gotta love St. Francis



Yep, Bobby, I certainly am doing well this morning; you and Carol?




bluestone -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:49:50 AM)

I see a lot of you were hauled into night court. [8D]
Where do we pay the fines?




WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:51:41 AM)

Kerr has appointed me collector of all funds for Kona court fines. [sm=dollars.gif]




MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:51:49 AM)

The judge did not get me yet in court, but warned me not to make fun of him. This might not be a friendly court, but I think we will have fun anyway,

[:D][:D][:D]




CoeurdeLeon -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:55:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this [sm=rolleyes.gif].....
30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady. [8D]

Woohoo!


Oh. Wait.[>:]

Anybody willing to bail the lion out of the pit?[:)]




WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:56:37 AM)

[sm=sly.gif]




robertyork -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:59:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

Yep, Bobby, I certainly am doing well this morning; you and Carol?

We're doing great. Getting ready for Chuck Wagon Gang Concert tonight. Gonna meet them around 2:30 and go to lunch. I think I still have Sam's credit card number. Got to take grandaughter to school around 10:30. Don't know why she is going so late this morning, she called earlier in the week and wanted to know if we could take her.
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Qtman -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 9:15:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this [sm=rolleyes.gif].....
30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady. [8D]

Woohoo!


Oh. Wait.[>:]

Anybody willing to bail the lion out of the pit?[:)]


What's the fine Lioness. If I can't afford it Dude and I will just break you out.[:D]




elastic -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 9:30:27 AM)

Happy Friday Your Honour...and happy friday fellow members of the jury. [8D]




BBfan -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 9:37:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this [sm=rolleyes.gif].....
30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady. [8D]


Actually that's pretty much what she did. I should also probably mention her now ex-husband was friends with the judge.[:D]
A little conflict of interest going there???




Qtman -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 9:55:07 AM)

Yep. Down here it's what we call a dose of home cooking.




CoeurdeLeon -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 9:57:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this [sm=rolleyes.gif].....
30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady. [8D]

Woohoo!


Oh. Wait.[>:]

Anybody willing to bail the lion out of the pit?[:)]


What's the fine Lioness. If I can't afford it Dude and I will just break you out.[:D]

I dunno. Probably 5lb of kona.

Although, given a choice.....

I'll take break out for $500, Alex.[;)]




WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 9:58:43 AM)

[sm=purplelaugh.gif]




MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 10:04:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this [sm=rolleyes.gif].....
30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady. [8D]

Woohoo!


Oh. Wait.[>:]


Anybody willing to bail the lion out of the pit?[:)]


I'll bake a nice chocolate cake but be careful eating it. Might There should be a file in there. [:D]




phosadaud -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 10:24:05 AM)

Lioness, I'd bail you out, but I have no money so I'd have to write a bad check and I'm not sure that would be smiled upon... [8D]




crankius -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 11:28:20 AM)

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs. [sm=worried.gif]




txhoneydarlin -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 11:40:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?[8D]


*spitting coffee everywhere* [:D][:D][:D] Since you made me laugh so hard, I'll post your bail. [;)]

I have to confess that Pais likes going to McD's when I let her - she enjoys the happy meal toys, and sometimes, I'll get a happy meal just to get her another toy. [8D]


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ORIGINAL: crankius

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs. [sm=worried.gif]


I refuse to touch this one. [8D]




Qtman -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 11:41:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: txhoneydarlin

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?[8D]


*spitting coffee everywhere* [:D][:D][:D] Since you made me laugh so hard, I'll post your bail. [;)]

I have to confess that Pais likes going to McD's when I let her - she enjoys the happy meal toys, and sometimes, I'll get a happy meal just to get her another toy. [8D]


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ORIGINAL: crankius

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs. [sm=worried.gif]


I refuse to touch this one. [8D]


Not me. Maybe you should wear the robe Cranky. Then it would not matter if you forgot your briefs. Might get a little breezy though.




txhoneydarlin -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 11:44:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Qtman

quote:

ORIGINAL: txhoneydarlin

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?[8D]


*spitting coffee everywhere* [:D][:D][:D] Since you made me laugh so hard, I'll post your bail. [;)]

I have to confess that Pais likes going to McD's when I let her - she enjoys the happy meal toys, and sometimes, I'll get a happy meal just to get her another toy. [8D]


quote:

ORIGINAL: crankius

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs. [sm=worried.gif]


I refuse to touch this one. [8D]


Not me. Maybe you should wear the robe Cranky. Then it would not matter if you forgot your briefs. Might get a little breezy though.


*goes back to the kitchen to refill her coffee cup* Sam, you just had to go there, huh? [:D][:D][:D]




Smokymtnsanta -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 11:50:23 AM)

Melissa, you may not know Sam well enough yet, but if he will continue to go to those M & E threads or whatever they are called, there was no way he was going to let that one just sit there.




txhoneydarlin -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 11:54:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Smokymtnsanta

Melissa, you may not know Sam well enough yet, but if he will continue to go to those M & E threads or whatever they are called, there was no way he was going to let that one just sit there.


I'm learning more and more about Sam - but I'm glad to be buds with someone who stands up and presents the straightforward truth about stuff, without calling any punches. I admire his bravery for doing so, especially in that dark and skeery place. [8D]




Smokymtnsanta -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 11:58:10 AM)

Sam is a good man. I think I remember hearing that somewhere.




MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 12:04:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

Honorable Master Kerrlaw, I wish to subscribe to this illustrious thread.


It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?[8D]


I didn't see this post earlier, but I can tell you that I have seen it when the judge was wearing his joging shorts and a white shirt with tie, covered by his long black robe into the court room. A different sight than I wanted to see I can assure you.




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