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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:10:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: MissGizmo

Kerr do not work to hard at the office. I find work will never get up and leave. It just wait for me to return. I have the feeling your work will do the same for you.


I've never been afraid of hard work.

Many times I have lain down and gone to sleep right beside it.

Your powers of concentration are commendable.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:11:25 PM   
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Kerr, it's SO good to have you back and restoring order!


(or at least the semblance thereof).

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:12:16 PM   
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I knew he wasn't wearing a suit under that robe!
LOL!

Good thing he doesn't wear a kilt to work.




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Speaking of kilts:

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:19:13 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:21:38 PM   
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zman, don't worry, I didn't think that you were insensitive. I have been on these forums lond enough to know how posts run, especially since I am so slow getting a post up that I have had posts that where way out of place by he time I had gotten them up.

Surgery: They are taking out some nodules that are on my thyroid. They are going to see if they are cancerous while I am still on the table. If they are cancerous, then they will take out my thyroid. They are very likely cancerous since they have already had tests that came back as suspicious. The good news is that if I have cancer, this surgery will fix it and I don't have to do any kind of treatment.

Shar-Mar, With the way things have been going, I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow I got phone calls from rebekah asking for a band-aid... from Sarah, complaining that Rebekah isn't cleaning their room... from Timothy crying of unfair treatment, from Caleb for being frustrated at having to actually work at something, from David telling how Timothy or Caleb won't play by the rules of some Calvin Ball game that he made up.... and then it will start all over again with a fresh list of complaints. I love my kids, but I have been so frustrated today with no time to devote my attention to just them and I was being stretched in 15 different directions today.

< Message edited by Ellie-Mae -- 5/7/2008 10:31:03 PM >


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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:23:23 PM   
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HI KERRLAW!!!!

So glad to see you. Your office is very nice.

I'm on the computer doing a little work tonight, and I thought, one can't just do work on a computer...one must have some fun as well...

So while you were gone, everyone has had a job except for me. My choice so far has been:

--imitating the Court Jerk (since I worked for a public defender, I've got that imitation pretty solid),

--or the criminal.



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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:24:24 PM   
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Surgery: They are taking out some nodules that are on my thyroid. They are going to see if they are cancerous while I am still on the table. If they are cancerous, then they will take out my thyroid. They are very likely cancerous since they have already had tests that came back as suspicious. The good news is that if I have cancer, this surgery will fix it and I don't have to do any kind of treatment.


I will definitely be praying for you! Thank you for letting us know.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:24:48 PM   
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Me too!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:27:50 PM   
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I have to be at the hospital at 8:30 tomorrow and surgery is scheduled at 10:30.


Ellie-Mae:

I have prayed that your surgery will be completely successful and that your recovery will be swift and painless.

I will continue to be in prayer for you tomorrow.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:27:56 PM   
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{{{EllieMae}}}

God bless you so abundantly tonight and tomorrow; know that I'll be praying.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:28:21 PM   
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Ellie-Mae you will be in my prayers tomorrow also. My neice had the same surgery several years ago, it was cancerous, she has done wonderfully since then.

< Message edited by MissGizmo -- 5/7/2008 11:29:31 PM >


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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:30:31 PM   
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Kath!!!

Your avatar is precious!


Thanks! That is my younger brother and I.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:32:01 PM   
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Lisa, I'm so glad you are finally having surgery for it.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:37:33 PM   
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HI KERRLAW!!!!

So glad to see you. Your office is very nice.

I'm on the computer doing a little work tonight, and I thought, one can't just do work on a computer...one must have some fun as well...

So while you were gone, everyone has had a job except for me. My choice so far has been:

--imitating the Court Jerk (since I worked for a public defender, I've got that imitation pretty solid),

--or the criminal.




cranky: You can be the victim/witness coordinator.

Wear the dress from the video.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:40:27 PM   
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Wear the dress from the video.


BWWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!!



This is, um, quite an interesting court system you've got going here, Mr. Kerrlaw.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:41:53 PM   
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Ellie-Mae, thank you so much for understanding. I almost felt like a heel.

And thank you for sharing with us about the surgery you're having tomorrow. Tonight at choir practice a girl shared with us that she had nodules on her thyroid and had surgery a few months ago. It was cancer and they were able to get all margins and are sure it's completely gone. She also added the praise that before her surgery she couldn't sing above an E, but her vocal range has increased by a few notes since. God cured her of the cancer and gave her abundantly more to praise Him with at the same time. He just takes such good care of us.

Looking forward to hearing your praise report as well!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:41:55 PM   
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You all will be very proud of me, especially Mona.

I did not eat any meat today.

For supper we had lettuce and tomato salad, sweet corn on the cob, pinto beans, and potatoes fried in olive oil.

I feel just like Euell Gibbons.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:47:43 PM   
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Kerr, I haven't been on much lately so I'm a little late but I want you to know how good it is to see you back. I hope you're having a great day and feeling encouraged.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:51:33 PM   
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Euell, you're going to be giving health lectures before you know it!



Hey Sony!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:57:23 PM   
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Thanks Sony.

Today I spent most of the day attacking a great stack of accumulated paperwork. It will be more of the same for the next couple of weeks until I dig my way out.

Yesterday I managed to get someone out of jail who had not paid any child support since 2004. Just doing my part to make the justice system great.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 10:59:18 PM   
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Oh, and a fine job it is!






Kerr, do you need a temporary office assistant for a week or two?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 11:03:52 PM   
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Yesterday I managed to get someone out of jail who had not paid any child support since 2004. Just doing my part to make the justice system great.


How could they pay child support while in jail. Isn't that like the old debtors prison?

The person should be required to pay, but they have to have a job first.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 11:04:12 PM   
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Yesterday I managed to get someone out of jail who had not paid any child support since 2004. Just doing my part to make the justice system great.


And hopefully some day I can do my part by throwing the dweebs in the slammer... You can have fun getting 'em out and I'll have fun putting 'em away...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 11:15:22 PM   
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Kerr, do you need a temporary office assistant for a week or two?


I think she's making you an offer!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/7/2008 11:17:39 PM   
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Yep!


And at a very reasonable price too!

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