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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 3:37:37 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:23:43 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:31:00 PM   
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My dentist put a thingymajigger in my mouth for me to bite on and keep my mouth open comfortably. I don't know what it was called.



I call it a jaw jacker. My mouth is small, so they use one on me too.


Who woulda guessed?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:36:02 PM   
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And speaking of dentists. I have my teeth cleaned every three months.


I clean my own - three or four times a day.


Gary: Did you see where the hotshot point guard from Hutchinson (Kansas) Community College signed with the Tennessee Vols?

It couldn't have come at a better time as our only popint guard got kicked off the team permanently a few days ago.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:36:19 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:43:18 PM   
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You all will be very proud of me, especially Mona.

I did not eat any meat today.

For supper we had lettuce and tomato salad, sweet corn on the cob, pinto beans, and potatoes fried in olive oil.

I feel just like Euell Gibbons.


As long as you had some protein in there (beans). I am very proud of you. Sounds like an excellent dinner. Now go have a grass-fed, free range steak (preferably buffalo)!! But definitely on all the veggies!!!!! (I hope you had real butter on the corn instead of the spreadable plastic stuff.)

I'm going to the open house at the new bike shop tonight. I spoke with them earlier this week and they are on board with our new Get Your Owasso In Shape health challenge. They're going to measure me to fit me for a bike since none of the standard sizes fit me. They did have a small purple one with tassles hanging from the handlebars......

I don't have a court job either, and I don't care what it is as long as I get to carry a gun. Do you have a bodyguard, sir?


I don't eat steak. How about a free range chicken salad?

Yes, the butter was real, because Mrs. K insists on paying five times as much for the same fat and calories.

I love bike riding. Cindy could never have one as a child because she was too wild. A few years ago I bought her a hybrid bike and taught her to ride in the Dollywood parking lot.

Can I assume that you are now armed and have a permit? If so, you may guard my body.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:46:19 PM   
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Mike! What's goin on? How's life treatin' ya?


Can't complain. It still feels weird to get up and not have a medical related event to go to.

I love that avatar with you and mini-dude.

I'm heading home to eat more vegetables.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:48:59 PM   
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Thanks Sony.

Today I spent most of the day attacking a great stack of accumulated paperwork. It will be more of the same for the next couple of weeks until I dig my way out.

Yesterday I managed to get someone out of jail who had not paid any child support since 2004. Just doing my part to make the justice system great.


Why would you want to do that?! To me, it's sad if a parent doesn't want to spend money to support his or her children but it's a sad world we live in.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:49:11 PM   
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Thanks! I'm loving the fact that I can spend more time with them!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:53:23 PM   
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Have you started school yet, James???

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:55:10 PM   
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I'm still in Career Transitions. I start in my chosen cirriculum in two weeks.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 5:59:04 PM   
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Thanks Sony.

Today I spent most of the day attacking a great stack of accumulated paperwork. It will be more of the same for the next couple of weeks until I dig my way out.

Yesterday I managed to get someone out of jail who had not paid any child support since 2004. Just doing my part to make the justice system great.


Why would you want to do that?! To me, it's sad if a parent doesn't want to spend money to support his or her children but it's a sad world we live in.


Because I was appointed represent the client and am ethically and legally bound to do so to the best of my ability. The judge has the final decision.

And as Gary pointed out, one can't pay support if one is in jail.

I agree that it is sad (and I would use stronger words) when a parent won't support his/her children if they have the ability to do so.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 8:46:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: bluestone

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ORIGINAL: crankius

My dentist put a thingymajigger in my mouth for me to bite on and keep my mouth open comfortably. I don't know what it was called.



I call it a jaw jacker. My mouth is small, so they use one on me too.


Who woulda guessed?


I have a small mouth too...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 8:55:30 PM   
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And speaking of dentists. I have my teeth cleaned every three months.


I clean my own - three or four times a day.


Gary: Did you see where the hotshot point guard from Hutchinson (Kansas) Community College signed with the Tennessee Vols?

It couldn't have come at a better time as our only popint guard got kicked off the team permanently a few days ago.



Hutch Juco has been a strong program for years.

I did see the in paper today where Tennessee will be playing Kansas next year, in Lawrence I believe, probably with a return visit to Knoxville the next year.

This should be good.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:01:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

You all will be very proud of me, especially Mona.

I did not eat any meat today.

For supper we had lettuce and tomato salad, sweet corn on the cob, pinto beans, and potatoes fried in olive oil.

I feel just like Euell Gibbons.


As long as you had some protein in there (beans). I am very proud of you. Sounds like an excellent dinner. Now go have a grass-fed, free range steak (preferably buffalo)!! But definitely on all the veggies!!!!! (I hope you had real butter on the corn instead of the spreadable plastic stuff.)

I'm going to the open house at the new bike shop tonight. I spoke with them earlier this week and they are on board with our new Get Your Owasso In Shape health challenge. They're going to measure me to fit me for a bike since none of the standard sizes fit me. They did have a small purple one with tassles hanging from the handlebars......

I don't have a court job either, and I don't care what it is as long as I get to carry a gun. Do you have a bodyguard, sir?


With all this talk about healthy eating ( and I had a salad for dinner tonight BTW) I found this story.


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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:07:15 PM   
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Sorry...I had homemade hamburgers and homemade fries!!! No healthy eating there unless you count the lettace and tomato!!

How did Royals do today Gary???

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:09:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: bluestone

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ORIGINAL: crankius

My dentist put a thingymajigger in my mouth for me to bite on and keep my mouth open comfortably. I don't know what it was called.



I call it a jaw jacker. My mouth is small, so they use one on me too.


Who woulda guessed?


I have a small mouth too...

Surprisingly, I have never been told that I have a small mouth.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:12:13 PM   
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Sorry...I had homemade hamburgers and homemade fries!!! No healthy eating there unless you count the lettace and tomato!!

How did Royals do today Gary???



Hi Lynn, The Royals are playing Baltimore and are down 4 to 0 in the 4th.

I cannot see your avatar.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:15:55 PM   
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Sorry...I had homemade hamburgers and homemade fries!!! No healthy eating there unless you count the lettace and tomato!!

How did Royals do today Gary???



Hi Lynn, The Royals are playing Baltimore and are down 4 to 0 in the 4th.

I cannot see your avatar.



I've loaded the Samatar for tomorrow and haven't clicked apply...waiting until I sign off to change it. So until then you get my beautiful X in a box.

Tomorrow Sam is due back from his trip to Sin City and we are all going to change our avatars to a picture of him that Awed made for us to welcome him home!!! Want to join us??? I can email you the picture...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:16:52 PM   
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My dentist put a thingymajigger in my mouth for me to bite on and keep my mouth open comfortably. I don't know what it was called.



I call it a jaw jacker. My mouth is small, so they use one on me too.


Who woulda guessed?


I have a small mouth too...

Surprisingly, I have never been told that I have a small mouth.


I don't know that anyone has ever actually told me this outside my dentist when he was pulling teeth because my mouth was too crowded...

Strange, isn't it...

By the way - I LOVE your new avatar. That lioness gives me goosebumps. She's just stunning!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:17:26 PM   
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Same "X" for same reason for me as well.

Tomorrow's festivities should be fun.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:18:54 PM   
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You may give the poor man a heart attack.

I hope Sam kept his travel money separate from his playing money.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:18:59 PM   
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Same "X" for same reason for me as well.

Tomorrow's festivities should be fun.

Yep...how dare he go out of town for the week telling us he is taking his laptop so he can check in with us...we haven't heard from him apparently he's having too much fun!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:22:49 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/8/2008 9:24:55 PM   
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I have a feeling he's doing surveillance... We may be in big trouble tomorrow...

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