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armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 12:27:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bluestone

pork brains and scrambled eggs are a Southern thing.
Southern thing or not, I say it's disgusting.




WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 12:30:44 PM)

two things . . .

(1) I see someone has more time on their hands than I do (the sock bureau website); that was truly weird. [sm=tonguehappy.gif]

(2) I do not eat pork brains; I have enough brains of my own, thank you. [sm=icon_smile_approve.gif]




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 12:32:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

I do not eat pork brains; I have enough brains of my own, thank you. [sm=icon_smile_approve.gif]
I remember someone saying that with a pig, nothing's lost but the oink. I told them that I'll stick to eating what I eat, and the rest of that stuff can go to poor crazy people.




GVfan -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 12:33:09 PM)

Pork brains???[:@][:@][:@]




robertyork -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 12:44:30 PM)

We were POOR when I was a kid. I remember the days of hog killing, as James said the only thing we didn't eat was the squeel. My granddad, as quick as the hog was hung up, cut the head off and started cleaning it. He had brains & eggs for breakfast. My grandmother would take all those parts, head, feet, heart, etc and put them in a pot and boil them all day. They she would take all the meat and grind it up and make what we called press meat. (If you're from the North it's called scrapple). We always had fried liver & onions. Fresh tenderloin fried for breakfast with gravy and biscuits. Hams, shoulders and side meat was smoked in smoked house and then salt cured. Left to hang in the smoke house. Took all the scraps, trimmings and made sausage. The sausage was put in sacks and hung in the smoke house also to cure.

Those were the good ole days.

I've still got the old light fixture that hand in the living room of my grandmothers house. They got it when electricy was first brought to the farm area.




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 1:22:47 PM)

A question for Kerrlaw and anyone else who'd like to answer:

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching! You probably won't, at first, find anything particularly odd or unusual or in any way dissimilar to any ordinary composition. That is not at all surprising, for it is no strain to accomplish in so short a paragraph a stunt similar to that which an author did throughout all of his book, without spoiling a good writing job, and it was no small book at that. By studying this paragraph assiduously, you will shortly, I trust, know what is its distinguishing oddity. Upon locating that "mark of distinction," you will probably doubt my story of this author and his book of similar unusuality throughout. It is commonly known among book-conscious folk and proof of it is still around. If you must know, this sort of writing is known as a lipogram, but don't look up that word in any dictionary until you find out what this is all about.

So... what's so unusual about the words that are in italics?




zmanfan38 -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 1:36:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

LOL!

Yep; lessee, Christi, y'all hafta bring your own ice, your own ketchup, YOUR OWN SWEET TEA.

My. My. Aren't I definitely the hostess with the mostess?!
heehee

[sm=pinkhairsmile.gif]

[sm=purplelaugh.gif]

Well, actually, yes...yes you are. We love, love, love coming to your house![sm=heart.gif]




zmanfan38 -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 1:40:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

A few days later, he called me up again and made the same offer to cook breakfast for me. I asked him what was on the menu, and he told me scrambled eggs.

I asked him if that included ketchup.

Dead silence. For about up to a minute.

He then asked, "Do you not like ketchup?"

Me: "Not in the least."

He then tells me that he'll remember that.

Nothing else was mentioned about it; he came and got me, cooked me a wonderful delicious plate of ketchup-free scrambled eggs, poured ketchup all over his, we ate our breakfast, went out rambling around Grand Teton National Park and had an absolutely most wonderfully fun day.

After that, whenever we'd go out to a restaurant, he'd always move the ketchup bottle to his side of the table and then smile this most amazing charming smile at me.



Long after that 2nd breakfast; maybe a year or more later, he told me that he thought the way I had handled the scrambled eggs & ketchup incident very sweet. For that, I'm glad.



OK. End of story.
[sm=redhairsmile.gif]

Oh, I looooooove that story! Your CS handled the part that is bold *very* well.

And your eating those ketchup eggs is precious.[:)]




zmanfan38 -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 1:44:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: armydude

A question for Kerrlaw and anyone else who'd like to answer:

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching! You probably won't, at first, find anything particularly odd or unusual or in any way dissimilar to any ordinary composition. That is not at all surprising, for it is no strain to accomplish in so short a paragraph a stunt similar to that which an author did throughout all of his book, without spoiling a good writing job, and it was no small book at that. By studying this paragraph assiduously, you will shortly, I trust, know what is its distinguishing oddity. Upon locating that "mark of distinction," you will probably doubt my story of this author and his book of similar unusuality throughout. It is commonly known among book-conscious folk and proof of it is still around. If you must know, this sort of writing is known as a lipogram, but don't look up that word in any dictionary until you find out what this is all about.

So... what's so unusual about the words that are in italics?

I don't see an "e" anywhere.

Highlight above for my answer.




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 2:07:46 PM)

Excellent!




AngelInWaiting1983 -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 2:09:00 PM)

I was about to post but Christi beat me to it.




MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 2:24:08 PM)

I don't think I understand but that is not to unusual. [8|]




zmanfan38 -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 2:28:58 PM)

Ruth, there is a sentence in my post with the answer that I made white so it couldn't be seen very well. You can read it if you highlight it.




MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 2:29:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: robertyork

We were POOR when I was a kid. I remember the days of hog killing, as James said the only thing we didn't eat was the squeel. My granddad, as quick as the hog was hung up, cut the head off and started cleaning it. He had brains & eggs for breakfast. My grandmother would take all those parts, head, feet, heart, etc and put them in a pot and boil them all day. They she would take all the meat and grind it up and make what we called press meat. (If you're from the North it's called scrapple). We always had fried liver & onions. Fresh tenderloin fried for breakfast with gravy and biscuits. Hams, shoulders and side meat was smoked in smoked house and then salt cured. Left to hang in the smoke house. Took all the scraps, trimmings and made sausage. The sausage was put in sacks and hung in the smoke house also to cure.

Those were the good ole days.

I've still got the old light fixture that hand in the living room of my grandmothers house. They got it when electricy was first brought to the farm area.


Having grown up on a hog farm I can relate to much of what you wrote. We wasted nothing if it could have been used.

I don't have an old light fixture but I have the old hand cranked telephone that we used on the party line. Our number was 4 long rings and yes you knew when anyone was getting a call. No one stayed on the phone talking for a long time. Others needed/wanted to use the line. People wrote letters & did not try to call long distance unless it was an emergency.




CoeurdeLeon -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 3:17:15 PM)

Sharon-Marie, I loved the CS and ketchup story. So sweet![:)]




SGEnthusiast -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 3:22:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: robertyork

We were POOR when I was a kid. I remember the days of hog killing, as James said the only thing we didn't eat was the squeel. My granddad, as quick as the hog was hung up, cut the head off and started cleaning it. He had brains & eggs for breakfast. My grandmother would take all those parts, head, feet, heart, etc and put them in a pot and boil them all day. They she would take all the meat and grind it up and make what we called press meat. (If you're from the North it's called scrapple). We always had fried liver & onions. Fresh tenderloin fried for breakfast with gravy and biscuits. Hams, shoulders and side meat was smoked in smoked house and then salt cured. Left to hang in the smoke house. Took all the scraps, trimmings and made sausage. The sausage was put in sacks and hung in the smoke house also to cure.

Those were the good ole days.

I've still got the old light fixture that hand in the living room of my grandmothers house. They got it when electricy was first brought to the farm area.


We were poor when I was growing up too but I'm not sure I could have eaten that stuff even back then. We did eat cereal with webs in it which the local food pantry provided. Our rice often had worms in it and we lived on a lot of pasta. It beats pig innards though (at least to this northerner).




Billboy -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 3:47:32 PM)

I was never a fan of brain sandwiches, but the generations preceding me considered them a real treat. I think that beef brains were considered to be superior to pork brains, but I remember seeing scrambled eggs and brains fixed as a breakfast dish. When I was young I would ride to the Evansville stockyards with my Grandpa in a farm truck, taking a load of cattle or hogs to market. The highlight for me, besides sharing quality time with my grandpa, was that we always went across the street to the Stockyards cafe and he would get a brain sandwich and I would get a sausage sandwich (big, served on a hamburger bun). I would also get a Double Cola, which was a treat because it was not distributed in our area.
As for ketchup and eggs, no thank you. However, I can hardly eat french fries or onion rings without dipping them in ketchup, and I also like it on fried potatoes. I have seen people pour it on northern or navy beans, but I am not a big fan of that, either.




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 4:40:09 PM)

I missed Sony!!![sm=crystreams.gif]




Smokymtnsanta -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 4:43:12 PM)

Yep!




AngelInWaiting1983 -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 4:45:50 PM)

Yay! Santa is here! BTW I like the new picture!

ETA: Shar-Mar that story of CS and ketchup is so sweet. Just by the way you talk about him I know you love him dearly.




Smokymtnsanta -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 4:48:31 PM)

Thanks




MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 5:39:40 PM)

Glad to see you here Santa.




SGEnthusiast -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 6:07:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: armydude

I missed Sony!!![sm=crystreams.gif]


Sorry, James. I'm not able to be on much today but I squeeze in a little bit here and there. One of these days we'll be on at the same time.




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 7:12:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SGEnthusiast

quote:

ORIGINAL: armydude

I missed Sony!!![sm=crystreams.gif]


Sorry, James. I'm not able to be on much today but I squeeze in a little bit here and there. One of these days we'll be on at the same time.
I did it again!!![:(]




SGEnthusiast -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 7:47:00 PM)

Are you hiding from me? [:D]




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