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phosadaud -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 7:48:06 PM)

Quick Dude! Hurry back or you'll miss her again! [:o]




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 7:49:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SGEnthusiast

Are you hiding from me? [:D]
Were you hiding from me?[8D]


((((((((((Sony)))))))))) I just missed talking with my friend! That's all...




Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:08:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: danielmount

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ORIGINAL: Smokymtnsanta

I was going to ask the inevitable question but I thought I would let Daniel have that pleasure.
Good luck on the new thread, Kerr.


Thanks!

Though this is a tad delayed...Why is it that we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

(There you have it---my once-per-Kerrlaw-thread appearance![:D])


Qtman stands ready with cuffs in hand ready to haul Daniel off to jail when His Honor finds him in contempt.[:D]


The court, as is it's custom, was going to show mercy to Daniel until he tossed in the last (highlighted) sentence.[:@]

He is in your custody Qtman.

I don't mind a personal slight, but he has offended the robes of the court.

The sentences for illegal parking and driving will run consecutive to the contempt sentence.

Ohio drivers.[sm=car.gif][sm=angertalk.gif]




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:15:24 PM)

Hellooooooo?




Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:35:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bluestone

ATTENTION:
there are boiled peanuts in the Lion's Den.
The Lioness is picking up the tab. Go at'em.


I hate Tab. Can I have a Dr. Pepper?


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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

But how can you eat a hamburger without ketchup? Isn't that a sin... somewhere? [8D]


I never add ketchup to a hamburger at home, but like it when the fast food place puts it on (which almost all do).

It was quite a novelty to us when McDonalds came to Knoxville. I remember my parents taking me there for the first time. We were amazed at ketchup on a burger.

BTW: I do not eat ketchup on eggs, I can take it or leave it with french fries, and if I eat hog brains they are doggone sure gonna have a lot of ketchup on them.

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ORIGINAL: bluestone

pork brains and scrambled eggs are a Southern thing.


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ORIGINAL: robertyork

We were POOR when I was a kid. I remember the days of hog killing, as James said the only thing we didn't eat was the squeel. My granddad, as quick as the hog was hung up, cut the head off and started cleaning it. He had brains & eggs for breakfast. My grandmother would take all those parts, head, feet, heart, etc and put them in a pot and boil them all day. They she would take all the meat and grind it up and make what we called press meat. (If you're from the North it's called scrapple). We always had fried liver & onions. Fresh tenderloin fried for breakfast with gravy and biscuits. Hams, shoulders and side meat was smoked in smoked house and then salt cured. Left to hang in the smoke house. Took all the scraps, trimmings and made sausage. The sausage was put in sacks and hung in the smoke house also to cure.

Those were the good ole days.


Excellent summary Bobby. You described it just like my father did. The desription of your grandparents sounds just like what mine did. There was a smokehouse in the back yard.

In addition the women rendered lard, didn't they? Big old black kettles. I still have one of my grandmother's.

Is what you call press meat the same as souse meat?

My father loved hog brains and scrambled eggs after hog killing.

Personally, I ran to the back room of my grandparents house and cried during hog killing. Sort of a male Clarice child - Silence of the Pigs.

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ORIGINAL: Billboy

I was never a fan of brain sandwiches, but the generations preceding me considered them a real treat. I think that beef brains were considered to be superior to pork brains, but I remember seeing scrambled eggs and brains fixed as a breakfast dish. When I was young I would ride to the Evansville stockyards with my Grandpa in a farm truck, taking a load of cattle or hogs to market. The highlight for me, besides sharing quality time with my grandpa, was that we always went across the street to the Stockyards cafe and he would get a brain sandwich and I would get a sausage sandwich (big, served on a hamburger bun)...


I love that story Bill.

Now I'm craving a big sausage sandwich.

Except I would feel guilty because I'm [sm=widecry.gif] over Sony eating webbed cereal and wormy rice.[sm=crystreams.gif]

I'd feel better if you gave her my share of the hog brains.


Whew! Am I caught up on the food topics?




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:38:25 PM)

You are. And you have almost successfully taken my appetite away.[8D]


Almost.




Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:40:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

I wanted to share as well, that I know my sense of humor is quite bizarre and warped. I grew up in a family like that, I've worked in places that pretty much required that kind of humor to survive, etc. I know that I have to be careful who I joke around with because I know this kind of humor can be offensive to some. I assumed this thread was a "safe" place to do that, but my intent was never, ever to cause offense or harm. I may be a bit warped, but I am a very kind and compassionate person and the last thing I want to do is put a damper on my group of friends here, so I can tone it back if people aren't comfortable with my sense of humor. I apologize if my attempts at humor were offensive. That was never my intent. [&o]


Yada, yada, yada.

You're gonna have to toughen up to be a baliff in this court.[sm=smilecrossbone.gif]

I'll need more than Sam to keep order of this bunch.[sm=cooltilt.gif]




Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:43:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

[sm=crystreams.gif]I'm never gonna get out of the oubliette!

I'm so perfectly innocent and unfamiliar with arrest and jail stuff that I don't know what ROR means.[sm=halo.gif]


Released On Rope


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ORIGINAL: armydude

*Dude throws down a rope*



See.


BTW: Perfectly innocent is an oxymoron.




MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:46:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: armydude

You are. And you have almost successfully taken my appetite away.[8D]


Almost.


He got my appetite also and I was hungry.




Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:48:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crankius

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs. [sm=worried.gif]


cranky! You may be the girl in the Son of A Preacherman video after all.

If you're talking about legal briefs, don't worry. The Court will be too busy dispensing justice to worry about the law.




Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:51:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissGizmo

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ORIGINAL: armydude

You are. And you have almost successfully taken my appetite away.[8D]

Almost.


He got my appetite also and I was hungry.


No wonder I'm so hungry, I have taken so many appetites.

Actually, I just had half of a burrito dinner and I'm ready for some Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk.[sm=chef.gif]




monamie -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:52:21 PM)

When I came home this evening, my sweet hubby fixed me a supper of hash browns and scrambled eggs. For the first time in YEARS, I put ketchup on them---because of this thread---but it was an organic kind with no corn syrup. The whole thing was also sprinkled with a little Texas Pete. It was so good. Now I won't need scrambled eggs with ketchup for another 15 or 20 years.

The TV spot went great! I wasn't nervous at all. And they liked my roasted asparagus with fresh herbs. On Monday, I'm making a fruit dessert for that TV spot (different channel). We got a great response and several hits on the website because of it. And I have two dates next week. [sm=Llol.gif]




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 8:55:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: crankius

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs. [sm=worried.gif]


cranky! You may be the girl in the Son of A Preacherman video after all.

If you're talking about legal briefs, don't worry. The Court will be too busy dispensing justice to worry about the law.
I have bookmarked this for future reference...




crankius -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:27:25 PM)

Mona! That's great!




utilityfielder -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:29:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Y'all eat pork brains and you're complaining about ketchup on scrambled eggs? [sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif]



Exactly!!!




utilityfielder -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:33:26 PM)

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Is what you call press meat the same as souse meat?


My father like souse. He used to say it was made from what was swept up at the packing plant.




CoeurdeLeon -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:34:01 PM)

I thought that was scrapple.[sm=icon_smile_boggled.gif]




Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:37:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: monamie

When I came home this evening, my sweet hubby fixed me a supper of hash browns and scrambled eggs. For the first time in YEARS, I put ketchup on them---because of this thread---but it was an organic kind with no corn syrup. The whole thing was also sprinkled with a little Texas Pete. It was so good. Now I won't need scrambled eggs with ketchup for another 15 or 20 years.

The TV spot went great! I wasn't nervous at all. And they liked my roasted asparagus with fresh herbs. On Monday, I'm making a fruit dessert for that TV spot (different channel). We got a great response and several hits on the website because of it.... [sm=Llol.gif]


Men will do anything to avoid eating leftover roasted asparagus.[sm=cooltilt.gif]

Congratulations on the success, we have a budding Julia Childish on our forums.

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And I have two dates next week.


Hmmmmm...




utilityfielder -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:38:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

I thought that was scrapple.[sm=icon_smile_boggled.gif]



What I remember about souse is that it was little bits of stuff in a gelatinous base. I would not eat the stuff.




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:40:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: utilityfielder

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

I thought that was scrapple.[sm=icon_smile_boggled.gif]



What I remember about souse is that it was little bits of stuff in a gelatinous base. I would not eat the stuff.
After a description like that, I wouldn't either...




utilityfielder -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:42:57 PM)

Here is a definition

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Head cheese, also called souse and brawn, is a jellied loaf or sausage. Originally it was made entirely from the meaty parts of the head of a pig or calf, but now can include edible parts of the feet, tongue, and heart. The head is cleaned and simmered until the meat falls from the bones, and the liquid is a concentrated gelatinous broth. Strained, the meat is removed from the head, chopped, seasoned and returned to the broth and the whole placed in a mold and chilled until set, so it can be sliced.




crankius -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:44:25 PM)

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Personally, I ran to the back room of my grandparents house and cried during hog killing. Sort of a male Clarice child - Silence of the Pigs.


I watched my father kill our cute little bunnies. [sm=crystreams.gif][sm=crystreams.gif][sm=crystreams.gif]


Then I helped him skin 'em. And then we ate 'em.


We raised pigs too, but we didn't butcher them ourselves.




MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:44:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: utilityfielder

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

I thought that was scrapple.[sm=icon_smile_boggled.gif]



What I remember about souse is that it was little bits of stuff in a gelatinous base. I would not eat the stuff.


I would rather have Span and I am not going to eat it either [:'(][:'(][:'(]




Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:46:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crankius

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Personally, I ran to the back room of my grandparents house and cried during hog killing. Sort of a male Clarice child - Silence of the Pigs.


I watched my father kill our cute little bunnies. [sm=crystreams.gif][sm=crystreams.gif][sm=crystreams.gif]


Then I helped him skin 'em. And then we ate 'em.


We raised pigs too, but we didn't butcher them ourselves.


I guess you have to draw the line somewhere.




armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/26/2008 9:48:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Quick Dude! Hurry back or you'll miss her again! [:o]
I did hurry back... and I missed her again... *sigh*




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