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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 7:30:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: car2ner

someone stop me, I wanna get snarky for real in a thread I just read this morning. Being a teacher I am getting this overwhelming urge to correct the poster's constant misspelling, Please can I correct him, please please please...



Know y shuld weee lit u du dat?


I kin spull gud....

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 7:37:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud
I still remember that... Classic Euty... He needs to get in here... He is a master of snarky!

I keep hearing rumors that he still might be around... You know, sort of like Stephen Kings' alter ego, Richard Bachman. But, then, maybe that's just fodder for the Conspiracy folder.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 7:40:29 AM   
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Gee... Thanks... I feel so much smarter having read your post. In fact, you've covered the topic so completely that there's nothing else that needs to be said. Please.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 7:45:04 AM   
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Should we be taking notes on that? I mean, will there be a quiz later or are your posts just for our amusement?
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 9:42:06 AM   
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I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 10:22:14 AM   
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The answer to your question is actually in your post. Under your list of things you will not consider doing to remedy the situation.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 10:29:26 AM   
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Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment and as confirmation that my POV is on track.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 10:35:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: bluestone

The answer to your question is actually in your post. Under your list of things you will not consider doing to remedy the situation.


Oh man! how many times have I seen need for that post!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 10:40:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: bluestone

The answer to your question is actually in your post. Under your list of things you will not consider doing to remedy the situation.

That's GREAT!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 10:45:25 AM   
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If we could bottle your passion but filter out the misconceptions and faulty logic, we could make a mint selling it on TBN!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:05:31 AM   
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You know everyone is entitled to a mistake or two. You're certainly ahead of the game aren't ya?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:12:05 AM   
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God has created a beautiful and wondrous planet for us to enjoy. It is is part of a large solar system circling a brilliant star, which we call the sun. The sun is one of 100 billion stars in the Milky Way galaxy, which contains even more billions of planets. It is estimated that there are at least 125 billion galaxies in the universe, many larger than ours. Somewhere in this vast, incomprehensible universe that God has created there is a point which is the absolute center around which all else revolves, and it isn't you.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:16:02 AM   
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If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, truthful, or biblically correct, I'd still have empty pockets.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:20:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

I'm sure that someone.... somewhere.... somehow.... understands what you just posted, but can you please re-write it so the rest of 6 billion people on earth can understand what in the world you are trying to say?

OoOoOoO!!!! I think I need to use that ...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:24:16 AM   
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You outshine anyone else I know in the fine art of subterfuge.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:40:26 AM   
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If I could get to the end of this thread , I might make a comment. Oops, now I'm three pages back again.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:47:09 AM   
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You said exactly the same thing I did, quoted the same scripture and gave the same counsel. I'm so glad that you feel your ideas and insight are great.

Keep up the good work.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:51:39 AM   
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wat reely bathors is poeple what caint shpeal, tak none god ignlash: droop lattes, ooze rung ponctuasion and acrownnames. That sade, in shrot, I beeweave, genereally, if ewe wheel purmit, WWJD, MDF, MBF, LSMFT! LOL, ROLFL(Wasn't he a dog on the muppets?)

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 11:54:00 AM   
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ROFLMHO!!!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 12:09:38 PM   
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Might i suggest less "ROFLOL-ing" and more "KOTF-Praying"

KOTF= Kneeling on the Floor

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 12:14:16 PM   
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If I understood that, I'd have to worry about myself...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 12:59:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: bluestone

The answer to your question is actually in your post. Under your list of things you will not consider doing to remedy the situation.

That's GREAT!

I love this one!!!!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 1:52:03 PM   
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You have all the self discipline of kudzu.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:36:55 PM   
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While I'm normally not the snarky sort of fellow....



I can tell this is hard for you to understand so I'll type it really slow... YOU ARE WRONG.


(for people supporting obviously sinful activities)
What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" do you not understand?


Interesting post. What language was that in?


Interesting post. Perhaps you'd get a better response if you used English.

(and the variation for the habitual text messagers)
Interesting post. But most people on this site are adults and we don't read teenspeak too well. Translation please?

Wow. My eyes are hurting. Please remember that punctuation is our friend.


And what time does the mothership come to get you?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:38:17 PM   
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Thank you so much for explaining what God really means in those verses.

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