Login  | |
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 4:28:44 PM
|
|
|
WaitingforBoaz
Posts: 3344
Joined: 2/11/2008
From: The Hundred Acre Wood
Status: online
|
Did you here something? I think I hear your mom calling.
_____________________________
Nadine
"It's like everything good collided today" quote from my 8yr old daughter
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 4:42:54 PM
|
|
|
bluestone
Posts: 2934
Joined: 2/25/2008
From: United States of America
Status: offline
|
Yes, I realize you are the mother of five, but since they are all under the age of six, I prefer you wait until they hit the teen years before you explain to me what I am doing wrong with my teens. You doofus.
_____________________________
I need Christ. Not something that resembles Christ.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 4:46:33 PM
|
|
|
bluestone
Posts: 2934
Joined: 2/25/2008
From: United States of America
Status: offline
|
you are two terrorists short of a Jihad.
[Sim=Llol.gif][Sim=Llol.gif][Sim=Llol.gif]
I made myself laugh with that one!
_____________________________
I need Christ. Not something that resembles Christ.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:15:39 PM
|
|
|
hotsaucygma
Posts: 2647
Joined: 4/12/2005
Status: offline
|
Of course I'm getting in the last word, if I didn't you would and we all know what a waste that would be.
_____________________________
Dear Lord, let my words today be as sweet and delicious as cheesecake... for tomorrow I may have to eat them!
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:29:53 PM
|
|
|
hotsaucygma
Posts: 2647
Joined: 4/12/2005
Status: offline
|
Really? They allowed you to breed? Was it under controlled circumstances?
_____________________________
Dear Lord, let my words today be as sweet and delicious as cheesecake... for tomorrow I may have to eat them!
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:30:29 PM
|
|
|
Ps103
Posts: 11601
Joined: 4/16/2005
From: Here, now
Status: offline
|
quote:
ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon
No kidding, if my dog were as smart as you I'd teach him to shake and roll-over.
In the same vein...
I see you've been taught to type. Are you housebroken, as well?
I had to sit on my hands to keep from posting this in a nudge once:
You have been warned twice before to stop ______. This is your third and final warning. My dog would have gotten it in two--how does it feel to be dumber than a pug?
_____________________________
Fasten your seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy night.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:33:37 PM
|
|
|
Ps103
Posts: 11601
Joined: 4/16/2005
From: Here, now
Status: offline
|
quote:
ORIGINAL: Restored_Heart
A bumper-sticker I always liked was this:
YOU! - out of the gene pool!
Or: Now, now--don't be so hard on him. It isn't his fault his gene pool was a puddle.
_____________________________
Fasten your seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy night.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 6:10:05 PM
|
|
|
BelovedHandMaiden
Posts: 3897
Joined: 3/17/2007
From: Tennessee
Status: offline
|
You remind me of someone with a photographic mind .....
who forgot the film.
_____________________________
Sign on Church: The Rapture - True separation of church and state.
<--- My beloved Piwacket.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 6:31:28 PM
|
|
|
CoeurdeLeon
Posts: 8169
Joined: 9/4/2005
From: Inside my head
Status: offline
|
quote:
ORIGINAL: Ps103
quote:
ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon
No kidding, if my dog were as smart as you I'd teach him to shake and roll-over.
In the same vein...
I see you've been taught to type. Are you housebroken, as well?
I had to sit on my hands to keep from posting this in a nudge once:
You have been warned twice before to stop ______. This is your third and final warning. My dog would have gotten it in two--how does it feel to be dumber than a pug?
_____________________________
Some days it's just not worth
chewing through the restraints.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 7:09:14 PM
|
|
|
Restored_Heart
Posts: 707
Joined: 7/23/2005
Status: offline
|
quote:
ORIGINAL: hotsaucygma
Really? They allowed you to breed? Was it under controlled circumstances?
Apparently it was in a laboratory, but you know, research labs make rats get cancer.
_____________________________
Guildenstern: A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 7:41:36 PM
|
|
|
Restored_Heart
Posts: 707
Joined: 7/23/2005
Status: offline
|
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
or
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
_____________________________
Guildenstern: A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 7:49:24 PM
|
|
|
Restored_Heart
Posts: 707
Joined: 7/23/2005
Status: offline
|
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
_____________________________
Guildenstern: A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 7:58:11 PM
|
|
|
CoeurdeLeon
Posts: 8169
Joined: 9/4/2005
From: Inside my head
Status: offline
|
quote:
ORIGINAL: Restored_Heart
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
That one wounds me deeply. 
_____________________________
Some days it's just not worth
chewing through the restraints.
|
|
|
|
|
RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 8:38:27 PM
|
|
|
Qtman
Posts: 10835
Joined: 3/21/2006
From: Crimson Tide Country
Status: offline
|
One I have actually used in the forums. It was in a thread (I don't remember which one but it was in M&E I was defending a post made by Ps103.)
"I don't know where you got your law degree but, you might want to consider seeking a refund from the school."
Of course you can substitute Theology or anything else for the word law.
_____________________________
Everybody has Eternal Life. But only two Addresses to chose from.
Qtman's Musings
Avatar Help
|
|
|
|
 New Messages |
 No New Messages |
 Hot Topic w/ New Messages |
 Hot Topic w/o New Messages |
 Locked w/ New Messages |
 Locked w/o New Messages |
|
 Post New Thread
Reply to Message
Post New Poll
Submit Vote
Delete My Own Post
Delete My Own Thread
Rate Posts |
|
|
Forum Tools
Printable Version
.oO(should have known that I would find them flocking together in THEOLOGY!)
