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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/19/2008 2:13:46 AM   
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I would tell him/her to stop screwing up so much and try to figure how to do their job. LOL


Tell your church's music team to learn to sing better or you plan to wear earplugs all the time.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/19/2008 5:41:31 AM   
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Now why would I do that when my own son is part of the praise team? That would sure go a long way in promoting family harmony!

Go back to school and learn a new skill that will help you earn more money.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/19/2008 8:38:55 AM   
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Yes I would like to go back to school and become a lawyer as they rake in hoards of money but I would want to do it for humanitarian reasons. To have more "human" lawyers if that were possible. LOL


Take singing lessons to learn how to sing opera. Hey you could sing opera on Oprah.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/19/2008 2:14:15 PM   
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I can never even remember all the words to hymns and don't agree with Oprah's religious views.

Go write Oprah a letter explaining the problems on new age post modernism.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/19/2008 2:18:02 PM   
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No because she's debunking all her own Christian beliefs and convincing herself she's right and preaching her own Oprah new age post modernism cult. I don't watch her programs at all as she's so "know it all" about everything. It's amazing how she hasn't solved all the world's problems yet though.


Write Dr. Phil a letter complaining about your neighbour's in-laws.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/19/2008 3:06:32 PM   
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I don't know them. But I could write him about the guy across the street who's always running his power mower and doesn't have any dandelions like the rest of us.

write 'supernanny' and tell her to watch Britany Spear's kids.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/20/2008 1:59:06 AM   
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But I don't even watch Supernanny!

Invite an illegal alien over for dinner.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/20/2008 8:52:53 AM   
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I can't I have a bad cold/flu bug right now.



Write the Taliban a letter explaining how they need to straighten up their act and stop the foolishness.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/20/2008 1:05:50 PM   
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Could someone send me their address and translate the letter into their language for me?

Come here and help me clean black cat fluff off the furniture!
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/20/2008 6:52:48 PM   
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No I'm allergic to cat fluff.


Come here and clean my house for my right now.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/20/2008 7:39:36 PM   
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My backhoe is in the shop.


Mail me some cookies.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/20/2008 9:42:06 PM   
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The hockey pucks are on the way. They're black and not crumbly at all. Enjoy. LOL


I did you know I needed a backhoe? LOL


Call your most distant cousin that you don't ever talk to or have anything in common with.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/21/2008 1:20:14 PM   
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They're all in France and I've forgotten my high school French.

come help me babysit monster boy and his brother. I made monster boy flush the toilet after he pooped, so he told his Mom not to have me over because I waste water. Bring a leash.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/21/2008 4:20:06 PM   
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LOL that's funny. Ask his mom how much you store up before you flush??? LOL That's funny. Maybe you should change his name to Angel boy.


Ask your "in laws from hell" over for a barbecue.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/21/2008 7:24:50 PM   
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can't. We have great inlaws and they love my son. But we are having a BBQ tomorrow, so you can send your inlaws over if they qualify

Go tell the first 5 people you meet (that you know) how they should change their lives.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/25/2008 1:47:01 AM   
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Can't. Working too hard on the plank in my own eye to worry about the speck of dust in someone else's.

Give money to a deserving charity.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/25/2008 3:02:58 PM   
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I do plan on giving to a cousin's orphanage he and his wife are setting up Brazil.



Go cook burgers for the homeless.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/25/2008 4:52:53 PM   
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can't. we just had a BBQ for friends and dh served the burgers burned on outside and raw inside. and I forgot to put out the potato salad. don't want to poison any homeless, they have their own problems.

Go find a non-toxic bubblebath and pour it in the ocean near a whale pod so they can have a nice bubblebath.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/26/2008 12:39:51 AM   
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Do you have any idea how much bubble bath it would take to give several whales a nice bubble bath? Or how much all that bubble bath would cost?

Send your pastor a card and tell him how much you appreciate his insightful, meaty sermons.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/26/2008 12:42:50 AM   
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No because he knows I like them already. I don't yawn as much! LOL



Go to your neighbours house and yell "fire" at 3 am.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/26/2008 12:52:25 AM   
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I might actually be doing something similar at 3:00 AM. A fire alarm might come in from somebody's house, and if it does, I (or one of my co-workers) will be calling the fire department. We won't be yelling fire, but we'll be sending fire engines, sirens blaring! Does that count?

Take your kids swimming--Summer isn't going to last much longer.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/26/2008 12:58:55 AM   
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I can't the pond is over run with algae and pirhannas.



Always wear saftey goggles when experimenting with your chemistry set...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/26/2008 1:39:59 AM   
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Maybe I would if I had a chemistry set to experiment with.

Okay, if you can't take the kids swimming, then buy them a banana split.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/26/2008 12:38:35 PM   
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my son and his family are health nuts and don't even use dairy products or sugar.

make a sign and protest something.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/27/2008 12:52:13 AM   
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I don't have anything to protest. As far as I'm concerned, the world is doing just fine.

Chill out and don't do anything for a while.

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