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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/27/2008 2:33:40 AM   
PatricksPeaches


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But I didn't come with an off switch!!


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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/27/2008 2:45:22 AM   
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I have such poor balance that if I stood on my head I wouldn't even be able to get out the words "the Sermon on the Mount" one time, much less ten, much less repeat all three chapters 10 times, before I fall down!

Memorize 15 Bible verses

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/27/2008 11:54:46 AM   
still4gvn


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I'm still trying to memorize the new phone # I got a few months ago.

volunteer to teach Jr. High Sunday school.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/27/2008 10:19:43 PM   
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Yes I will do that. I have no excuse not to do that as I'm inerrantly lazy. I love to laze around.





Write a letter to Oprah and tell her to stop talking so much.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/28/2008 12:41:43 AM   
Annie64


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Don't have her address.

Give $200 to your favorite charity. Oh, no, wait a minute, make that my favorite charity.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/28/2008 1:37:10 PM   
still4gvn


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Can't. They'll send me solicitation letters for the rest of my life - probably with pics of dying kids or abused animals.

Call my daughter-in-law and explain the need to discipline Monster Boy.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/28/2008 7:32:17 PM   
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No can't do that. He's such a "nice" boy and wouldn't do anything to hurt anyone.

Phone the gay movement and ask them about children needing a male and female parent.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/29/2008 5:03:24 PM   
still4gvn


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can't - most kids don't have 2 bio parents with them in hetero couples.

Tell Kitty to stop being such a greedy little beast.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/30/2008 5:46:13 PM   
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Sorry, his claws are longer than mine.

Give me a ride to work.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/30/2008 6:28:23 PM   
Carleejoan


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Okay I'll go get the camel. Be right there.



Pull the weeds in my yard.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/31/2008 2:04:09 PM   
still4gvn


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why? I've nothing against your weeds.

grow some medical marijuana for someone who has cancer.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/31/2008 2:20:05 PM   
Carleejoan


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No I can hardly grow my own flowers and grass let alone someone elses. LOL



Go to a senior's home and keep company with a person with dementia and who is really grouchy.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/1/2008 2:59:56 PM   
still4gvn


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So, you grow your own 'grass'?

Yup. I need to go see my Mom and can't think of a good excuse not to go.

Go mow that grass!
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/1/2008 3:39:40 PM   
Hisjoy


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No, it's only 5" tall.

Come clean my windows.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/1/2008 6:14:01 PM   
Carleejoan


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I can't clean your windows my hands aren't greasy enough.



Take my recycling to recycling bins.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/2/2008 12:08:22 AM   
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But I'm leaving for vacation in the morning and don't want an extra trip.

Drive behind us to Roanoke tomorrow and let our dog ride in your car, since we're limited on space.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/2/2008 12:29:31 AM   
still4gvn


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can't. my car is too full of trash.

pick up some hitch hikers as you drive along.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/2/2008 12:35:29 AM   
Annie64


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Can't. Between hubby, me, three teenagers, 1 dog, and all our stuff, there's no room for anybody else.

Make friends with someone who doesn't speak English, whose language you don't know.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/2/2008 12:59:35 AM   
Carleejoan


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I can't because (I can't think of an excuse) LOL! I'll have my daughter do sign language.


Drive slowly past your neighbour's houses looking suspicious at what they're doing.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/2/2008 2:01:13 AM   
Annie64


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Hmm. And the result would be?

PM your favorite poster on CW and tell him/her how much you enjoy their posts.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/2/2008 12:57:03 PM   
still4gvn


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can't. I'm a tech illiterate and don't know how to pm

Go give your cat a special treat
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/2/2008 8:18:09 PM   
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I don't have a cat but I do have a dog. He gets doggie bones for being good.




Take your cat for a walk.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/3/2008 1:13:19 PM   
still4gvn


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LOL you don't know my cat. She grew up in the woods and hides anytime someone comes near the house. If we get a new mail deliverer, she growls.

Go host a nice party for your kids and all their friends.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/8/2008 2:24:00 AM   
Annie64


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But my kids are all teenagers. I'm an old fogey and I cramp their style.

Begin a dog-walking service, and also walk cats if customers want it.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/8/2008 6:11:01 AM   
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Can't; too busy driving back and forth to work.

Buy me a new car!

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