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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/18/2008 4:00:28 PM
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still4gvn
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sink.
I'm jealous - we're having another cold snap so I can't go swimming.
My church has really fun recovery meetings, they BBQ and sing worship songs. but I don't want to recover from any of my bad habits. Should I go anyway?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/18/2008 11:13:32 PM
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Carleejoan
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Just start a new type of addiction that you need to recover from. Something like "habitually untying everyone's shoelaces and tying the shoes together."
Two of my neighbours who live across from each seem like they're dating. She seems attracted to guys with addictions of their own but she likes riding his Harley. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/18/2008 11:45:29 PM
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Kerrlaw
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See if they want to double date.
I can't afford to go to the beach. What is a good substitute?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/19/2008 2:15:39 AM
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Carleejoan
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Go sit in a child's sandbox and put lots of suntan lotion on. Oh also fill up the itty bitty pool and sit in it too.
Should I get started on a tan for our trip south?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/21/2008 12:12:56 PM
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Tell them that their sinners and will go and burn in hell if they won't accept Jesus. And all the scary monsters will come and get them.
I have to read lots of boring modern short stories in literature studies. How can I get out of it?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/21/2008 12:24:29 PM
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still4gvn
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become a dropout and hitchhike around the world.
church bores me. what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/21/2008 4:43:44 PM
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During the pastor's sermon, suddenly stand up and yawn. Say, "This is SOOOO BORING and I would give ANYTHING to be somewhere else!" Say it loudly. Then go and sit in the front row and take a nice nap.
I don't have enough money to be a dropout and hitchhike around the world.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/21/2008 4:50:26 PM
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Carleejoan
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Raise money at church and tell them it's a "missions' trip. Then send everyone pictures.
I need to get moving but I feel so tired.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/21/2008 7:18:43 PM
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still4gvn
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get a bed on wheels and have someone push you along the street while you nap. Also have your thyroid checked, lots of women get low thyroid as they mature.
my dh claims I have a pessimistic attitude. how can I cure him of asserting that?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/25/2008 10:38:04 PM
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my dh claims I have a pessimistic attitude. how can I cure him of asserting that?
Tell him that there is no hope for him, ever.
How can I convince my wife to help me clean the garage tomorrow?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/26/2008 12:45:30 AM
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Carleejoan
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Tell she can have a "spa day" with a romantic dinner for two at her favourite restaurant and then a quiet walk or drive in your favourite park. Nah, tell her you'll clean the house if she she cleans the garage.
How can tell which are weeds and which are flowers in pulling weeds?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/26/2008 1:07:00 AM
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Anything that has three pointy leaves and is a vine, save. Everything else pull up and throw away.
How can I bathe my dog without getting all wet?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/26/2008 12:53:39 PM
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still4gvn
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fill the tub with soapy water. throw a stick in it and tell him to 'go fetch'.
How can I get out of volunteering for anything at church?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/26/2008 2:37:39 PM
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Carleejoan
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Get yourself a wheelchair and have a body cast put on all of your body. You may get out of physical stuff but they'll want your testimony as to how you survived this terrible accident. LOL
How can I get rid of all the junk in my husband's garage?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/27/2008 12:00:28 PM
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still4gvn
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why get rid of it? don't you know how valuable antiques are? just store the stuff and give it to your kids. by the time their kids are grown, they'll have a goldmine.
my dh is over-committed. he wants to know how to be in two places at the same time?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/27/2008 10:17:52 PM
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Carleejoan
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Well he can get facemasks made up and have someone go to one place for him while he's at another. Just as long as the other person isn't robbing banks he should be okay.
How do get into gardening when it seems like I kill more plants than I keep alive. When I do deadheading it seems like I pull out the whole plant.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/28/2008 1:06:04 PM
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Carleejoan
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You're on your own. Needing a swimming pool is very high up there on the marriage "to do" list.
How do I get movtivate to do anything?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/28/2008 1:25:08 PM
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still4gvn
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don't eat till you've accomplished a task - you'll either get real slim or have a clean house.
while we were gone, our housemate gave Kitty huge amounts of treats. how do I convince Kitty to go back to a healthier diet?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/28/2008 7:34:05 PM
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Carleejoan
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Get the kitty a treadmill and make her on go on it with a mouse hanging in front of her nose.
I need to make myself some supper but feel like going to get fast food. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/29/2008 11:31:06 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Postive thinking. Put on a thong style bathing suit and jump into Puget Sound.
How do I get my lazy neighbor to mow his yard?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/30/2008 12:45:17 PM
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still4gvn
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Puget sound! brrrrrrr. we have the heat on indoors. I can't think that positive.
Put up tackie lawn sculptures in your front yard and tell him they'll stay up till he mows. A good one might be a copy of that famous fountain - I think it's in Copenhagen - it's a little boy peeing.
The back of my car is full of junk and fast food wrappers. Is it time to get a new car?
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