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Church Secretary is a vampire!
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| Ignore it, she is just weird or wants attention |
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| Mention it to the pastor, then run. |
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| Place garlic around the church office |
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| Resist the urge to repeat the information to others |
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| Pray for her |
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 6:28:22 PM
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bluestone
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I guess if she were Wiccan, she would not go to church. She said the vampire group is non sectarian.
She does not dress like a Goth.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 8:25:20 PM
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Well, I've heard of people claiming to be werewolves. So nothing surprises me anymore.
I would probably be nosy and ask questions.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 8:30:54 PM
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bluestone
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Well, I've heard of people claiming to be werewolves. So nothing surprises me anymore.
I would probably be nosy and ask questions.
I dated a Greek guy. Serious body hair issues.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 9:40:50 PM
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I mean, as far as I know she does not turn into a bat or anything. [/quote
Ok, I just had a picture of Grandpa from the Munsters running around yelling, "I'm a bat, I'm a bat. He thought he had changed, but didn't and was in the presence of the police. Hee hee.
Seriously, I'd speak with the pastor. I'm surprised your church hires outside help.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 9:49:53 PM
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Carry garlic, a cross, a wooden stake and never meet her at night.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 10:02:46 PM
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bluestone
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Ok, I just had a picture of Grandpa from the Munsters running around yelling, "I'm a bat, I'm a bat. He thought he had changed, but didn't and was in the presence of the police. Hee hee.
Seriously, I'd speak with the pastor. I'm surprised your church hires outside help.
I think you avoid problems by not hiring in the church, but....well, maybe checking for rabies is a good idea too. This lady is married by the way.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 10:44:14 PM
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SovereignIsHe
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If your church secretary told you she was a member of a Vampire cult, what would you do? Anything?
Claims to be a Christian, but likes to hang out with other vampires, and they do exchange blood on occasion.
Leave the church.... It would seem this is common knowledge so either the pastor is plain stupid or doesn't take issue with this wickedness and both are grounds for shaking the dust off your feet and going elsewhere...
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/7/2008 9:55:50 AM
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bluestone
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Brad,
I do not feel I need to become friends with the woman. I really avoid cult type people like the plague. NOT my area of minstry. Particularly when my A positive levels may be in danger.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/7/2008 10:42:19 AM
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I think these sort of role playing groups can have a negative affect on church attendace. We had a deacon that joined a invisible man role playing group, and we haven't seen him at church since.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/7/2008 10:56:36 AM
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bluestone
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according the the newspaper account, the ones in my area travel to a larger group across the state line
edited to remove link that is probably TOS violation.
(it was a link to a blood drinker's support group)
< Message edited by bluestone -- 8/7/2008 1:05:20 PM >
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/7/2008 10:57:39 AM
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Maybe you should tell her you are a werewolf, pull out a twenty-sided die and get this thing over with.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/7/2008 11:01:12 AM
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Maybe you should tell her you are a werewolf, pull out a twenty-sided die and get this thing over with.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/7/2008 11:02:19 AM
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Atlanta vampires don't surprise me buy conyers? sheeesh. I can't imagine a vampire would be comfortable staying as a church secretary for long.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/7/2008 11:11:24 AM
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bluestone
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Atlanta vampires don't surprise me buy conyers? sheeesh. I can't imagine a vampire would be comfortable staying as a church secretary for long.
a job is a job to a lot of folks, and she stated that she is a Christian.
I certainly hope she is not helping set up communion.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/7/2008 1:02:21 PM
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bluestone
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bad pizza. racists. vampires.
I won't be going there.
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