Comedian's Hilarious Take on Working in His Church's Nursery

Jonnie W Comedy shares a humorous take on serving in the nursery for church. He says it is the best “because the babies cannot rat you out if it all goes wrong.” The audience laughs out loud. He shares that they are a “sticker church” because they put stickers on the kids when they check-in for the nursery. He says, “We’re tagging these kids like they’re in the wild; it’s weird.” 

Johnnie goes on to say that parents are supposed to keep the other piece of paper, and he jokes that he doesn’t put up with that in his nursery, “You come back without that piece of paper, we’re keeping him ok?” He tells them that they knew the risks. The audience is howling and laughing. He continues that the parent says that he knows him and he dropped him off, and he says, “Sir, look, without the receipt, the best I can do is store credit.” Everyone laughs so hard. He says that he responds, “You’ve gotta pick out something of equal or lesser value.” He jokes, “We give out so many redheads yall, it’s unbelievable.” The audience is rolling.